{Game} Punish the SC!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: The SC is then tied up and left there while the clerks get to throw all the rotten fruit at her.

Crime: A woman who happens to be a vegetarian and a nutjob reduces a young McDonalds worker to tears by ranting and raving to her about how cruel McDonalds is by selling meat products.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC gets her face shoved into the hot peppers while she's getting arrested.

Crime: SC tries to test the bondage gear on the female clerk. She complains to the manager about the "rude clerk."

[Kristev]

Punishment: I cast Redirect. He jumped into the shark pool instead. Which is good, as they were getting hungry.

Crime: SC buys bacon-scented Louseup disinfectant and sprays it, finding that she loves the scent. But, Kristev, that's not sucky. Okay, let's try this. She goes to the fruits and vegetables in the store and sprays Louseup all over the whole lot of them before selecting the handful she wants because she thinks this will make her kids eat their fruits and vegetables. And she blithely goes to the register, spraying Louseup at random people.

But disinfectant is poison, for one thing, and nobody wants to have a woman show up and surprise them with an aerosol spray. And I don't think she'll stop when the can is depleted. Plus, if she sprays it too much, does that qualify as huffing, and she's subjecting the whole store to it. Help!

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: Tiny the bouncer who ripped hi shoe open is the next and final victim before the pervert is seen rocketing through the door and 3 fences

Crime: PETAMAN the super zero jumps into a whale pool to protest the marine park.

[catcul]

Punishment: In his haste, he runs into a car. The car drives off, destroying his food. Now, nobody can eat his pilfered lunch.

Crime: A pervert in the library has been painting exposed toenails a garish green color.

[Kristev]

Punishment: He gets her attention all right, along with the bouncer's. Bye bye.

Crime: Consumer goes to Subwet and pays for his meal with a gift card. The problem is, he leaves with his food before the staff discovers that the card is completely depleted. He's already out the door and they can't catch up. Someone stop the sandwich-oriented cousin to Hamburgler.

[catcul]

Punishment: She better hope that Kaldi, the knife-throwing coffee grower, doesn't find out about it.

Crime: SC throws his napkin at the waitress to get her attention.

[Kristev]

Punishment: Rich Bastard becomes hit by lawsuits by everyone who was harmed by the animals, reducing him and his family to Poor Bastard.

Crime: SC doesn't like her coffee. So she spits it out at the bar, all over other people's coffees.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Rich Bastard strikes again, buying the entire zoo and shooing everyone out, threatening to sue anyone who stayed.

Alt Punishment: Tina and her friends unfortunately hit Rich Bastard's wife. Mr. and Mrs. Bastard then press charges and hire the best lawyer in the world to represent them in their lawsuit against Tina Ger and her friends, and win millions of dollars in damages.

Crime: The Bastard family celebrate their victory against Tina Ger by crashing her favourite mall with all the animals that came with the zoo that Rich Bastard just bought. Panic ensues! Somebody do something!

[Kristev]

Punishment: He is required to pay for the refunds for everyone else in the movie, who glare and glower at him angrily. They are also permitted to play ball with his phone.

Crime: At Peaceful Farms petting zoo, everyone goes there to have a good time and relax with the sweet, cute animals and their careful, loving tenders. So what could possibly go wrong? Well, here comes the Nuclear family, who are very explosive and can't get along with each other, or, for that matter, anyone else. Every single member is like their own ticking atom bomb, so if you put them together . . . Someone defuse this situation, quick!

Alt crime: Tina Ger is at it again. This time, she and her drunken friends are in a car at the storage building. The sign says 5 miles per hour, because of all the blind turns at the storage compound. Tina and her friends insist that it said 50. Now they've hit someone.

[darkroxas45]

Punishment: BOOKMAN defender of books throws a bookarang at the man clocking him out cold and then the man comes to in a jail cell charged with theft, public intoxication, and public indecency since he forgot his pants at home.

Crime: SC talks on their cell phone during a movie being as loud as can be then complains to the theater it was too loud to have a conversation and they should be given a refund and a remote to control the volume of the movie forever.

[Kristev]

Punishment: She stuffs him in the nearest washing machine and sets it to hot, making sure to put plenty of soap to clean him up.

Crime: SC is so angry at the library for not having a wet bar, and so stupid that he believes he must pay for books instead of checking them out, that he steals the books he wants from the library. He just walks out the door with them, without checking them out. He's not even going to return them! Shouldn't something be done?

[catcul]

Punishment: SC gets his stones checked by Nurse Gertrude "Iron Grip" Eisenfaust.

Crime: Male SC keeps trying to use one pathetic pickup line after another to a female customer at a laundromat.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: The woman steps aside and lets SC do his own plumbing, refusing to budge until he thinks he gets it done. Then when the pipes burst the next day, the SC calls to complain to the owner. Guess who's the owner? The woman, so she rips him a new one and tells him that no one, not even the pizza guy, not even the newspaper delivery person, will ever step foot into his house ever again, and that his mail has been put on hold, so he has to go to the nearest post office to get help. She then proceeds to sue him for gender discrimination, and, because she keeps notes of everything that happens when she works, she's successful. The SC now owes her millions of dollars in damages and is now out on the street because of his sexism.

Crime: Sucky Patient demands to see a nurse. When a male nurse comes in, he throws things at him, demanding to see a female nurse because, according to him, nursing is "women's work".

[Kristev]

Punishment: The kids are mistaken for escaped primates and animal control comes and deposits them inside of a cage at the city zoo.

Crime: The SC hires a plumber to repair his pipes, which now seem to spread filthy water all over his house rather than down into the sewer system. The problem is, since the plumber they sent is a woman, he constantly tries to 'correct' her as she works and questions her every move to the point where she wants to hit him with a filthy lead pipe.