{Game} Punish the SC!

[catcul]

Punishment: Some of the products he pilfered were bulging cans of green beans. After he recovers from the botulism, he is arrested.

Crime: SC uses a store's computers as target practice for his hand gun.

[Kristev]

Punishment: Have you ever heard of selfies being taken away? Well, you have now, because they confiscate her selfie stick as evidence after they take her away. But, staying on the theme of things, she is given a white coat to wear to counteract the cold. And a great big bill for the ruined food.

Crime: The SC refuses to believe the employee that the product he wants isn't made any longer, and invades the back room to go find it himself when no one is looking. Along the way, he helps himself to bundles of merchandise that's scheduled to be sent off because it's obsolete. Help!

[catcul]

Punishment: SC slips on the water on the floor.

Crime: SC decides to take naked selfies in the frozen food aisle in the grocery store at 3 in the morning.

[XCashier]

Punishment: Tiny the Bouncer, who happened to be in the store buying his own air conditioner, steps in to assist security. The SC ends up flat on the floor, the police are on the way, and Tiny is given a nice discount on his purchase.

Crime: SC claims to be an animal rights activist, and releases all of the pets in a pet shop.

[catcul]

Punishment: Taze Her!

Crime: SC decides that it's too hot in his apartment, so he shoplifts an air conditioner. He has proven to be too dangerous for security.

[Kristev]

Punishment: The lawsuit fails, and a hurricane huffs and puffs and blows the SC's house down.

Crime: SC doesn't want to wait in the long lines at the amusement park where she's taken her son. So she decides to make use of her cans of pepper spray to get rid of the competition, while her son is watching, all day long.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC is forced to host the Armageddon Nightmare Rock Band.

Crime: SC tries to sue a weather radio manufacturing company for causing a destructive thunderstorm.

[wolfie]

Punishment: Another job for the guys in white coats, since if SC is blaring a train horn it's clear that she's a little loco.

Crime: Due to a major event, all hotels within a day's drive of a certain tourist destination sell out months in advance every year. SC takes advantage of their Super Elite Asshole membership status, calls 2 days before their desired stay, and uses one of the "perks" to bump someone who had booked their reservation well in advance.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC gets the same haircut for free.

Crime: SC thinks blaring a train horn at customers in an outdoor cafe is absolutely hilarious.

[XCashier]

Punishment: The beauty shop calls the local mental hospital, who send the nice men in white coats to give the SC a fashionable new jacket with extra-long sleeves and a stay in a nice comfy padded cell.

Crime: One of the beauty parlor's clients demands compensation from the parlor, due to the "trauma" she "suffered" at witnessing the previous person's antics. (The owner of the dented car doesn't demand compensation, as she knows it wasn't the parlor's fault.)

[catcul]

Punishment: SC gets the scare of her life when the guy in the tractor trailer blows his horn.

Crime: SC barges into the beauty shop, grabs the clippers, and shaves her head. Then she dents a car outside with her umbrella.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: The SC is forced to volunteer at a teen club, therefore being surrounded by teenagers using modern technology all day long. They don't get paid for this.

Crime: The EFT machines have gone down at the coffee shop, so the SC screams at the barrista for not magically being able to take her credit card, as she never uses cash and it's too far to walk to the cashpoint. The cashpoint is just across the street.

[XCashier]

Punishment: The store makes the SC clean up all the spilled sugar and other sweeteners...by eating it. Every last grain. The SC develops diabetes and severe tooth decay.

Crime: SC at the record store is ticked that they don't carry 8-track tapes and throws the CDs all over the store, stomping on and breaking many of them.

[Kristev]

Punishment: Oh, it's a scream all right. Right up until he trips the brat from Hell, who takes the cane and beats him with it. Not that his parents care. Stopping him would mean having to pay attention to their precious boy.

Crime: Mr. Tim P. Tation goes out and gets five dozen boxes of cookies. But Kristev, that might be excessive, but it's not awful. Yes it is, because he's bringing them to the Cookieholics Anonymous meeting, where everyone, including him, pays high fees to be free of a cookie addiction. He means to recoup his money by selling the cookies to the others. Have you any idea how far this will set everyone back? What can be done?

Alt. Crime: SC is against aspartame and artificial sweeteners. And sugar. So while they're at the grocery store, they decide to destroy every package they can find, as if she were Carrie Nation for sugar. Only Splenda, her favorite, is spared. The isle looks like a snowstorm.

[catcul]

Punishment: My SC ties your SC up and feeds her those rotten fruit.

Crime: An old man is sitting in a restaurant. He uses his cane to trip every little kid that walks past. He thinks this is hilarious.