{Game} Punish the SC!

[catcul]

Punishment: SC is force to work at the store while not getting paid.

Crime: SC keeps playing a guitar badly despite being asked not to by management.

[taxguykarl]

Punishment: A clone of John Belushi is dispatched to dispatch the guitar.

Crime: The SC continues to demand a discount because other store sells the products for less.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Punishment: SC gets the discount, but in so doing is signed up for a monthly non-cancellable subscription for the same product at full price for the next year.

Crime: SC (in the US) never tips at restaurants.

[Kristev]

Punishment: The SC is now required to tithe 15 % of their wages to a fund for underpaid servers for the rest of the SC's life.

Crime: SC sees someone else reading a book they disapprove of and snatches it from the reader's hands, then loudly berates the ex-reader while stomping on and ripping up the book.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: Police are called and when SC lands in jail, SC's roommate stomps on and rips up all of SC's stuff.

Crime: SC's kids are crying for attention/food/etc. SC just ignores them while playing games on her phone. When people confront SC over concern for her kids, SC gets belligerent, saying that she is a good parent, all while flailing her arms around and throwing hissy fits.

[catcul]

Punishment: The local gun club uses her phone as skeet while the SC watches.

Crime: SC squeezes the tomatoes way too hard.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Punishment: The security camera video of the tomato exploding all over her becomes a YouTube hit.

Crime: SC is always very late for appointments.

[cindybubbles]

Punishment: SC's fiancé leaves her because she was 3 hours late to the wedding.

Crime: SC beats up people for telling her that there's no such thing as Santa Claus. SC is an adult, by the way.

[Kristev]

Punishment: SC is beaten back by someone who ensures that the SC will need one large and final visit from the Tooth Fairy.

Crime: SC goes to a restaurant and wants his food done in a precise, picky, exact way. He never bothers to mention this while he's ordering, nor to tell any of the staff after he's ordered. But he certainly turns into a human hurricane when his food, having been made in the normal, ordinary way most people get their food at this restaurant, arrives.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Punishment: All the food is thrown at the SC, and he has to pay for it.

Crime: The SC comes in and shouts at the cashier who refused to sell cigarettes to her daughter, due to the daughter having no ID.

[Kristev]

Punishment: The SC has to stand outside the store for eight hours straight, for the next seven days, telling everyone who passes by them the area's legal requirements for buying cigarettes. They'll be paid for this, but if they slack or walk off the job, that paycheck gets lit up and treated like a cigarette by the store's manager.

Crime: The SC tries to return shoes that are completely worn out in a new expensive box. When he can't get his way, he leaves, snatching the Christmas donation box from the Liberation Navy on his way out.

[catcul]

Punishment: SC is required to donate two months' worth of his salary to the Liberation Navy while walking into LN's office in the worn out shoes.

Crime: Male SC goes into the women's dressing room and *makes himself happy.*

[Kristev]

Punishment: Dr. Cutter, world-renowned specialist in amputation, follows him in there with her trusty scissors and makes everyone else happy.

Crime: SC and his friends decide to play D&D. They decide to play it literally instead of at a table. They decide to do this in the supermarket, where they buy liquor and enter battle with a red dragon only they can see.

Alt Crime: SC enjoys using her new Discovered card to go shopping with. The problem is, she discovered it on a department store's floor and it has someone else's name, which she is well-practiced in forging.

[Ironclad Alibi]

Punishment: After becoming somewhat inebriated, the D&D players can no longer separate reality from fantasy and start attacking customers thinking they're dragons. The police escort them to a non-fantasy dungeon.

Alt-Punishment: After using the stolen card to buy a lovely red outfit, the SC decides to go grocery shopping where they are mistaken for a red dragon and treated accordingly. In helping the SC recover from the attack the police discover the stolen credit card. The SC gets to join the D&D players in the dungeon, where the game continues.

Crime: SC sits on the floor in the middle of a book store for hours looking at books and not moving out of anyone's way.

[catcul]

Punishment: Whoever glued SC to the floor will be duct taped to the support column and left there for hours.

Crime: SC decides that they really need to sleep on the bed in the museum.

Punishment: Dr. Cutter, world-renowned specialist in amputation, follows him in there with her trusty scissors and makes everyone else happy.

Looks like someone doesn't want to play ball.