Dear....

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear Mother Nature;

You are a worthless fucking CUNT! That is all.

--Me

[Food Lady]

Dear neighbors: STOP SLAMMING THE FRONT DOOR!!!! If it doesn't close right, GET ON THE MANAGER'S BACK ABOUT IT!!! Beside which, the kids DO NOT need to go in/out twice in 30 seconds. I wish I was exaggerating.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Dear HD DVR in my Boudoir:

It's been two weeks now and already I'm totally in with you. Not quite as much as my DVD box set of "The Man From UNCLE" but you're running a very close second.

Signed-
Me, who now doesn't have to worry about missing anything on ID on tv again. . .or Earl reruns

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear Microsoft;

Would you PLEASE out the Engineer(s) responsible for the design flaws in the Xbox 360 that have caused millions of us to experience the godsforsaken Red Ring of Death? I want names, I want addresses. I want to punch them in their TAINTS!

--Jack (who now has to buy a new Xbox 360 because his $450 Elite system died last night. )

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Roomie,

I. Don't. Care.

Shut up.

Thank you kindly,
Me

[Shpepper]

Dear new audiology people and DVR,

Thank you for working with me to get me new hearing aids that will do what I need them to do and not just be the best option of the choices available. Oh and DVR, please don;t take a hella long time to get the approval back? I'd really like to hear again.

Listeningly,

Pepper

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Taco Bell's Cheesy Gordita Crunch,

I you.

That is all,
Rummy

[Elspeth]

Dear life

you suck and I hate you.

[monolayth]

Dear fat mirror at Science central,

You suck. Made me look really really fat and now that is stuck as my mental image of myself. Just when I was starting to like myself again now I feel all kinds of fat.

Die,
mono.

[Sarlon]

dearest knee,

how I LOATHE thee, please stop hurting!

I try and rest you as often as possible, I don't force you to straighten out if I can help it....and I'm even getting you looked at by a doctor!

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!

UNLOVINGLY yours,
Sarlon

[fireheart]

Dear CS.com folks,

I seem to have set a new record....6 months with no breakdowns, then suddenly 2 breakdowns over 3 weeks. is wrong with me?!



Dear psychologist,

Please hypnotise me so I don't have to go through dentist on Monday!

Dear body,

Start accepting the bad shit. Don't NOT accept the bad shit.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Dear Future self,

Stop being so tired all the time.

Icey.

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Dear Past self,

Stop staying up until the early hours of the morning then.

Future Icey.

QFT.

Dear Canadian High End Home Store Customers,

Those of you who have a civic holiday on Monday, please use it to spend time with your family and not for calling me. Those of you whose provinces don't have the holiday, go to work and don't call me from there either. There, I think I've covered everyone. Now I will only have sucky American callers to worry about

Signed,
Doesn't hate Canada, just wants fewer SC calls tomorrow.

[Iseeyouthere]

Dear Future self,

Stop being so tired all the time.

Icey.

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Dear Past self,

Stop staying up until the early hours of the morning then.

Future Icey.

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear Xbox 360;

You are one of the best things in my life for keeping me SANE! Thank you.

--Jack

[monolayth]

Dear photographer,

Can I have the rest of the pictures please?

It has been a month and I am not good at being patient.

mono