Dear....

[Peppergirl]

Dear SO,


your an idiot. please to check the bank before making buying shit and please talk to me about it. your 8 dollar expendature at the gas station has overdrawn the account by .85 cents. that .85 cents will cost us 30 dollars.

grr
mono

Dear Mono,

Men!!

Love,

Pepper

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear You-Know-Who-You-Are;

I'm sorry you've had such a "bleh" week. I hope you feel better soon.



--Me

[Shpepper]

Dear Hotel Gods,

Please make it so that none of the really nasty people come in for the next 2 weeks. 48 + hours a week is going to be enough. We don't need sucky people too.

Pleadlingly,

Meow

[smileyeagle1021]

Dear Mono,

Men!!

Love,

Pepper

Hey, I resemble that remark :P

<- the idiot who overdrafted by 24cents on a $1 purchase.

Dear M,
For once making a deal with the devil has worked out well for me. You only think I'm sacrificing to split between two properties, but the second property is a much easier property to work at and will give me much more time for homework... and it doesn't involve me going through the construction on North Temple.
Once again I have outwitted you in dealmaking with the devil

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear Everyone at Customers Suck;

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

May you have a fun-filled evening full of family and/or good friends, good food and FIREWORKS!

But remember, for the sake of yourself and those around you, please, party responsibly, and if you must drink, DON'T DRIVE!

--Jack

[fireheart]

Dear body,

Given that with my first foray into alcohol, I passed out after 2 cans of UDL...I am very surprised I was still standing (albeit dizzy) after 2 Smirnoff Double Blacks and a Gin and Scotch. Keep it up body

Love me.

Dear coworker,

Thank you SO very much for helping me take my very drunk friend to a shopping centre so I could get a taxi home with her. You are a very awesome bloke and I'm surprised you don't have a girlfriend.

Love me.

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear MotherNotaRum (aka MIL),

65-year-old woman + very short nightshirt + no dentures to properly eat your food =/= appetizing sight while trying to eat breakfast in the morning. I wore my bathrobe both. times. I. came. down. to. breakfast. in. my. night. clothes. Please be following soon.


Your daughter-in-law
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Dear Mr. Rum,

Please, don't stand up for your wife or daughter or for anything that happens in our house. Someone might think you actually loved us.


Mrs. Rum

[iradney]

Dear Mr Rum

*beats with Hopper's leash* You really need to grow up and man up and wise up.

No love
Rads

Dear Rummy

UGH!! The mental image was horrible...

*hugs*
Rads

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Rads,

I had to share the mental image of MIL. I didn't want to be the only one to be grossed out by her!


Rummy

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear You-Know-Who-You-Are;

I'm glad you're feeling a little better this weekend. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you to keep getting better with each day that passes.

--Me

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear Becks--

Happy birthday! (extremely late!!) ®

--Sunshine

[Becks]

Dear Lizziebeff,

Happy birthday to you in 364 days.



Love,

your former womb mate

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Child Rum,

Yes, I know your birthday is in 2 days (July 8 - YAY!).

However you are not getting the following for your birthday:

1. A Tattoo
2. A Bra
3. Boobs

Love you very much,
Your Mommy

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dear Computer,

Why do you have to be such a piece of ?

you.
-me

[Jack T. Chance]

Dear BE;

Step away from the computer, relax, take a few deep breaths... maybe have a nice, soothing cup of tea or hot cocoa, then come back to it later.

--Jack