Dear....

[monolayth]

Dear, Jess

YAY, We rock!

Love,

another Jess

Dear, N

Why are you such an asshat???

Pissed

Monolayth

Dear, Dispatch

Sorry for unloading my pissy babblings via office e-mail.

Happy to be here,
Co-worker

[draftermatt]

Dear Digestive System,

Why? I didn't have a big lunch, or an odd lunch. I didn't wolf it down, nothing.

But after that 15 minute trip to the bathroom (my butt hurst now) I thought I'd feel better, but here I sit with my stomach upset, and a knot in my throat that feels like I'm going to spew. This sucks.

[iradney]

Dear Hotel I stayed at for two weeks

You are awesome. Seriously. The rooms are great, the bed was uber comfy, and the decor was easy on the eyes.
The staff was fantabulous. and I have already filled out a comment card, listing their names as people that really impressed me.
I hope that when I go back in 10 day's time to that town, I'll be staying with you again.

Much love,

Rads


Dear work

Holy shit, my bonus is HOW MUCH???
Um
Thanks Now I'll be able to buy TTO a smashing pressie for his birthday!

Love
rads


Dear TTO

My word, it's great to snuggle you again after two weeks apart!!

Soppy love n kisses
rads

[Amethyst Hunter]

PS - You clearly don't know where to shop. Love, JessEm xxx

Three words: Garage. Sale. Whore.

(Actually, I'm not doing all that much shopping lol. Just hitting the store for some stuff I need and that's it. Mmm, money...)

[CaroPhoenix]

Dear Lane Bryant,

Thank you for being the only store in 2 towns that sells garter belts for women of my size.

Eternally grateful,
IDaR

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Dear Torrid,

You're awesome! I love your shoes, your thigh-his and the new corset tops (which I will be getting one once they are on clearance ).

Happily,
IDaR

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Dear Digestive System,

Why are you plaguing me like this? What have I done to you? I ate polish sausage, Mac & Cheese & green beans for dinner last night. I ate popcorn for dessert. Today, I had 2 sandwiches & 4 cups of coffee. Why are you acting up? And when you're acting up, why do I have to get menstrual cramps at the same time!?

Unhappily,
IDaR

[the_std]

Dear Bad Things in Life,

I can deal with you. I know I'm strong enough. But that resolve isn't there when you attack me all at once. This is part of your nefarious plan, I'm sure, but I'm gonna beat you. You just wait and see.

I just wish I felt like I could right now.

Me

[crazylegs]

Dear T

You think you won when I walked away this evening, you haven't. This is only the beginning, I will win, I will eventually get you pinned for something.

You will Lose.

Yours Determindly

Crazylegs

[Kusanagi]

Dear Hospital -

Thank you for taking care of me when I went in there the other night, and even finding an affordable payment plan that even I can work with. Thank you for rushing me through the waiting room when I came in after vomiting blood. The IV was much needed to get me hydrated again so now I can at least somewhat function. Thank you.

Dear specialist -

I know that you run these tests on anyone who vomits up any amount of blood, but when you say there's a remote chance that this, my lack of appetite, my lack of energy, and my stomach behaving the way it is could be related and you want to do some blood tests, and the list of possibilities includes the C word...I am understandably going to be a little distressed.

Dear blood test results -

Fuck you for taking until Tuesday.

Dear stomach -

Please, please, please don't let it be the "C" word.

Respectfully,

Kusanagi.

[Evil Queen]

Dear Kus's tummy,

Please please please DON'T BE THE MODDER FLOGGING "C" WORD! You don't want a fangirl to cry, do you?? I'm not pretty when I cry and, honestly, I don't cry so much as I put my fist through the wall and then cry.

-Kus's fangirl leader


Dear clock,

Please hurry up. I want to go home because I've had a day.

-EQ

[Andara Bledin]

Dear Kus,

With all you've gone through with work and such, I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it's just an ulcer.

Prayin' for ya,
^-.-^

[ArenaBoy]

Dear slytovhand:

Chelsea 2, Man United 1

Goals from Ballack and Rooney.

http://www.d1g.com/video/show/?id=1957563

http://www.d1g.com/video/show/?id=1957701

http://www.d1g.com/video/show/?id=1957753

[the_std]

Dear ArenaBoy,

And that's when I tried to buy the horse a prostitute!

,
Me

[ArenaBoy]

Dear the_std,

I love this guy.

[Misanthropical]

Dear boss,

Please don't take my most excellent assigment away and give it to a new person! I think I earned it with the work I did on the previous assigment. I will be forever in your debt.


Dear computer at work,

WTF is wrong with you? I can copy and paste with the mouse for a couple of hours and then you decide you don't like that and won't let me do it for the rest of the night. I also don't like the fact that you close pages I have up for no apperent reason. Knock it off or I will have you scraped and made into a toaster!


Dear shoulders,

You have to stop hurting or the nice doctor is going to say I have Fibromyalgia. I don't think that would be a good thing. He already asked if I had been dignosed with it, so let's not go there, okay?

[draggar]

Deal Lacuna Coil,

Get rid of Andrea Ferro, or at least make him stop singing. He sucks and he tries to push himself too much. He's bringing the band down. He's trying to be gothic while the rest of the band is trying to go punk. His scratchy voice that he pushes too far (dude, you're a tenor, don't try to sing the higher end of alto, it won't work).

Keep Christina Scabbia, make her the main vocal. She rocks. Don't be afraid of having a female frontman, it does work and would work with your band.