Dear....

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear Bella,

*offers tea and a hug*

--RP

Dear Powers that Be,

You know what conversations we've had, so I'll just say this. This chest pain, though identified, is getting MIGHTY OLD. Make it stop, please.

Owie.

--RP

[boredattheoffice]

Dear houston office,

When i send multiple sheets needing multiple log numbers at the same time or if its just one sheet needing one log number, could you please write the number on the sheet and send it back that way, instead of giving me just the log number. i hate always ending up writing the wrong log number on the wrong sheet according to ya'll. it would also end the numerous times i've had my head meet my desk.

p.s. please send tylenol. lol.

[SengaKitty]

Dear Job Corps,

Why do you insist on making things difficult. you have our information in the computers. We were students with you before. We were GOOD students with you before. Can't you freaking work with us? Just once?

Dear SS office
how hard is it to understand that my SO cannot get an ID without his SS card? Seriously?

Dear Dad,
I'm going to call you in a minute. Please work with me. I need my birth certificate, or at least another notarized copy. I'm sorry that Idiot has the copy you gave me, I can't do anything about that. Could you please stick a couple copies in the mail for me? I mean, it's not like you don't have a copier at home, and your wife isn't a notary public.. Please? Pretty please work with me...
Love
your frustrated daughter

[Elspeth]

Dear Car
Thank you for not having anything major wrong with you. You are running great!!! And yes I will keep a better eye on your maintenace

Loving
The person who feeds you and runs the stero to loud

Dear Goodyear
I love you guys!!! You did a great job with my baby. And it wasn't a fortune to have done. $784 for a laundry list of items. Nearly every system adjusted and cleaned.

Life customer

[draftermatt]

Dear HOA Attorney,

Seriously? 1 letter from us saying we didn't like the legal advice you gave us and you quit? Wow.

Dear HOA VP,

You and I get along except for once, and obviously you aren't cut out to do this as you take everything personally, but please "I haven't decided if I'm quitting or not"? Shut the f**k up.

[SengaKitty]

Dear Dad,
WTF? Seriously? I know you have a copy of my birth certificate, because you only made me a photocopy, and put the original back in your safe. Don't give me this crap about not having any more. Sheesh.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Dear Claudia-Jeep,

Just a few more weeks until hot weather and you can stop being cold. I know you don't like the cold, but currently there's nothing I can do about it.

-Pat-pats,
Das Driver o' Das Jeep

Dear DT,

-_-

That is all,
A Peon

[Elspeth]

Dear RHPG

Would this work for you? http://www.vitalchek.com

Sorry you are going through this

Els

[Bella_Vixen]

Dear RootedPhoenix--

Thanks most kindly.

*offers an alcholic drink of your choice...as long as it's Jamesons whiskey*

[SengaKitty]

Dear Elspeth,

Unfortunately I was born in Germany, so it'd cost me about fifty dollars to get my birth certificate sent to me quickly... But thanks

Rhpg

[iradney]

Dear "hopefully new job"

Please oh PLEASE let me know before the end of the week if you want me?

Love
Rads

Dear *Company*

So, remember how EIGHT MONTHS ago, the CFO was gonna get a new laptop (nothing wrong with his current one, he just wants a bigger screen) and I get his old one? I still don't understand why I didn't get the new one since mine is a POS.
So EIGHT MONTHS LATER the CFO is apparently getting his new laptop "this week". Even so, it's too little too late. The second *New Company* contacts me and lets me know I've gotten the job, I'm putting in my resignation. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. Even tripling my salary wouldn't work. Because you're all morons.

No love
Rads

Dear TTO



Rads

[RootedPhoenix]

Dear RootedPhoenix--

Thanks most kindly.

*offers an alcholic drink of your choice...as long as it's Jamesons whiskey*

Dear Bella,

I don't drink, but it's the thought that counts. Thank you. Hope everything's going better.

--RP

Dear rads,

*offers chocolate and a to hit whichever *company* goon needs it*

--RP

[crazylegs]

Dear Rads

They'll let you know, and I'm sure it'll be good news!

P

[Elspeth]

Dear RHPG
Well poo. That would make a difference. and your welcome

Els

Dear Rads

Sending good thoughts your way!!!

Els

[persephone]

Dear Rads,

I have my fingers crossed for you and I'm sending all the good thoughts your way that I can. That New Company would be LUCKY to have you!

Persephone



Dear Landlady,

YOU ROCK! Not only did you come help me unpack yesterday, you brought one of your neighbors AND you brought me doughnuts! I should have been providing YOU with treats! And you didn't just sit there -- you actually helped! Thanks to both of you, my house is almost completely unpacked! (There are still a few boxes, but it's mainly seasonal decorations and such and things we don't use every day).

PLUS you tried to get me to let you pay us back for the lock we put on the back gate. You are doing too much! You are very sweet though and Daughter and Son adore you, as do I. Thank you for being cool. And I don't get the feeling you're one that will just show up without being invited.

I will be inviting you and your husband to dinner one weekend when he's home though. Just to let you know.

Thanks!

Mommy tenant