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  • #1681
    Not so much.

    The person below me wants to watch my kids Friday night so I can play Dungeons and Dragons.
    Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

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    • #1682
      No, I'd rather get a third party to watch both of our kids so we can both play D & D!

      TPBM has a LiveJournal.
      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
      My LiveJournal
      A page we can all agree with!

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      • #1683
        'Fraid not.

        TPBM has Facebook?
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #1684
          True though the new changes are screwing with me when I'm not awake yet.

          The person below me is wishing there was less color around them
          "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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          • #1685
            more colors!!! MORE I TELL YOU!!!!

            TPBM hates to witness a termination....but is happy for me since I'll be getting more hours!
            It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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            • #1686
              not unless the termination is warranted and Congrats.

              TPBM is begrudgingly getting ready for school to start.
              "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

              Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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              • #1687
                Nope, I have a job instead of an education.

                TPBM will pay for my university education?
                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                • #1688
                  Sure but I need an alibi and no questions on where the money came from

                  The person below me is enjoying their day so far
                  "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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                  • #1689
                    Meh.

                    TPBM will cook me some yummy food?
                    A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                    • #1690
                      No, I don't even cook me yummy food.

                      TPBM would like to share my turkey-sandwich-and-apple dinner?
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #1691
                        As long as it won't make you short?*

                        TPBM will make tomorrows weather fandabydoozy.

                        *As in you'll have enough food left over, not the height thing.

                        Oh dear (crazylegs, stop digging...)
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • #1692
                          I have enough for another sandwich...though I'm eating the last apple. It is yummy, though.

                          Don't know about your weather but it's supposed to be nice in Bayonne tomorrow...

                          The person below me wants to pretend to be me and go to this wedding tomorrow.
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #1693
                            I don't think either the dress or the shoes will fit and your purse won't go with any of my other accesories, sorry.

                            TPBM Now has a very odd mental image.
                            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                            • #1694
                              True.

                              But I'm wearing pants and I don't even have a purse to match. (Brown pants, black purse. How gauche.)

                              TPBM will lend me something more fashionable.
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • #1695
                                You could wear my suit if you like but it may need a little tailoring.

                                TPBM will impersonate me at work tomorrow?
                                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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