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  • #1036
    Quoth Becks View Post
    I would, but the land of dialup is still holding me hostage.
    Dialup??? That still exists? Last time I used that, my laptop had a cow

    Seems mighty quiet around here right now . . . . where's the bartender or do I just help myself?
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #1037
      Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
      where's the bartender or do I just help myself?
      I have a semi-stocked bar...
      I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

      Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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      • #1038
        Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
        Dialup??? That still exists?
        Yep. Unfortunately.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #1039
          *puts on a kabuki mask and runs around in nothing but her red panties and matching bra*
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #1040
            Sorry kids, been busy as heck on this end and was gone for the weekend.

            Carry on!
            Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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            • #1041
              Quoth Evil Queen View Post
              *puts on a kabuki mask and runs around in nothing but her red panties and matching bra*
              Well that's coming off for a start!
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #1042
                *sits down in the corner with a pint mug of nice hot tea*
                I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                • #1043
                  Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                  *sits down in the corner with a pint mug of nice hot tea*
                  With all the jumping around in here you're going to scald yourself with that real soon...
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • #1044
                    Trust me, it takes a lot to make me spill my drink, a hell of a lot.
                    I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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                    • #1045
                      *wanders back and is wrapped up in the shawl of doom*

                      hello darlings!
                      My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                      • #1046
                        Quoth monolayth View Post
                        *wanders back and is wrapped up in the shawl of doom*

                        hello darlings!
                        Welcome back from the cold, cruel world. *raises wine glass in toast*

                        Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go bake a cake . . .
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • #1047
                          *looks around at the mess left int he thread*

                          What in tar-nation have they done in here.

                          *grabs mop and starts srubing down thread*

                          Oh! That pudding is moldy.

                          *repalces pudding with fresh Jell-o*

                          There that should bring them back. Oh, almost forgot.

                          *Restocks bar and bag of goodies*

                          That should do. All ready for them to come back and continue their debauchery.
                          Last edited by worddork; 11-19-2008, 03:21 AM.
                          Is it insanity to reason with the voices in your head or to ignore them and hope they go away on their own? - Hod from Brat-halla

                          "You're the nicest evil person I know" one of my managers to me

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                          • #1048
                            *comes in with cash money*
                            Unseen but seeing
                            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                            3rd shift needs love, too
                            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                            • #1049
                              ohhh cash!

                              *fawns*
                              Today was going to be just one of those days...you know, full of zombies.

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                              • #1050
                                *does the dance of the seven veils*
                                The report button - not just for decoration

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