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  • #1186
    Hey, Crazylegs, I'll arm-wrestle ya for DG....

    *flex flex*
    The report button - not just for decoration

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    • #1187
      Quoth RayvenQ View Post
      *Picks EQ up and takes her for a plunge in the pudding pool*
      Wheeee!

      *splashes around*
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #1188
        *grabs EQ to lick the pudding off* Gotta pay special attention to those hard-to-reach areas!
        Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

        http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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        • #1189
          Quoth iradney View Post
          Hey, Crazylegs, I'll arm-wrestle ya for DG....

          *flex flex*
          She's mine I tell you, Mine!

          *Flings DG over his shoulder and runs*
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #1190
            Quoth Broomjockey View Post
            *grabs EQ to lick the pudding off* Gotta pay special attention to those hard-to-reach areas!
            *purrs, squeaks, yelps*

            *melts*

            oooooahhhhhhhhh.....
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #1191
              *sprints after crazylegs*

              huff puff...dammit!

              *stops to catch her breath*
              I'll get you, crazylegs!!! And DG too!
              The report button - not just for decoration

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              • #1192
                Oh cool . . . let's go break in the new bed that came in this morning.

                'Course I need a stepladder to get into my bed now but I did ask for a pillowtop set . . .
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #1193
                  *sits quietly in the corner, just watching*
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • #1194
                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    *purrs, squeaks, yelps*

                    *melts*

                    oooooahhhhhhhhh.....
                    heehee Sounds about right.
                    Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                    http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                    • #1195
                      Hey what about me Broom?! Don't I get any attention too?!
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • #1196
                        You want attention? Here you go!

                        *tosses fireheart in the pudding pool and then cleans her up, with his tongue* Mmm, yummy chocolate pudding....

                        OT--occasionally, this site gets mentioned in magazine or web news columns. I wonder what the writers would say if they happened upon this thread.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                        • #1197
                          Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                          You want attention? Here you go!

                          *tosses fireheart in the pudding pool and then cleans her up, with his tongue* Mmm, yummy chocolate pudding....

                          OT--occasionally, this site gets mentioned in magazine or web news columns. I wonder what the writers would say if they happened upon this thread.
                          Ohhhhhh yeah......

                          *purrs and moans*

                          Thanks Irv!
                          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                          • #1198
                            Sorry fireheart, EQ was here, you weren't...but Irv's got ya, so it's fine, I'm sure.
                            Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                            http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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                            • #1199
                              Yeah, if someone else doesn't steal Irv...but I have plans for revenge....
                              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                              • #1200
                                revenge? On who? For what?
                                Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                                http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

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