Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[crazylegs]

squid

whats the maximum air speed of an unladen swallow?

Six pence.

How many days in the week?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Um...1...2...3...uhh....wait, I lost count...1...2...3...4...dammit!!

Is there someone in this thread who would like the recipe I found last week for Chocolate Rum Creams?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Um...1...2...3...uhh....wait, I lost count...1...2...3...4...dammit!!

Is there someone in this thread who would like the recipe I found last week for Chocolate Rum Creams?

I probably would. I love chocolate.

Why can't I think of a question?

[CaroPhoenix]

I probably would. I love chocolate.

Why can't I think of a question?

Because only you can prevent the answers being given.

What are the answers that are being prevented?

[XCashier]

The recipe for the Chocolate Rum Creams, for one!

Would somebody give me a back rub, pretty please?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

The recipe for the Chocolate Rum Creams, for one!

Would somebody give me a back rub, pretty please?

I'd do it but my arms are too short.

How about a instead?

[saint]

That emote makes it look like you want to rub your chest in my face, and I'm not quite sure about that.

Why are avocados so awesome?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz they're green and wrinkly.

Why didn't idrinkarum answer my last question?

[CaroPhoenix]

Cuz they're green and wrinkly.

Why didn't idrinkarum answer my last question?

Oh, that question was directed towards me?

Why am I so sweet and angelic all the time?

[RootedPhoenix]

Oh, that question was directed towards me?

Why am I so sweet and angelic all the time?

Because you're an angel.

Why am I suddenly such a stinker lately?

[crazylegs]

Because you're an angel.

Why am I suddenly such a stinker lately?

Because your shower has broken.

Why does all the exciting stuff happen when I'm not there...?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because your shower has broken.

Why does all the exciting stuff happen when I'm not there...?

Because you eat worms.

Why does everyone pick on the Rum one?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Why does everyone pick on the Rum one?

Because it tends to disappear...gotta get it before it's gone!

Why does my lip hurt?

The recipe for the Chocolate Rum Creams, for one!

BTW, if you really want it you'll have to either PM me your email address and I'll send you the PDF file I have, or wait until I copy it into a Word document or something so I can paste it here. Or tell me and I'll copy it sooner rather than later.

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it tends to disappear...gotta get it before it's gone!

Why does my lip hurt?

Because you've been kissing sparkling vampires again.

Who thinks BSE needs to post that recipe?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because you've been kissing sparkling vampires again.

Who thinks BSE needs to post that recipe?

If you insist:

Chocolate Rum Creams

Serves 6
Prep: 10 minutes, plus 1-2 hours chilling
Cook: 3 minutes

Ingredients:
3 ½ oz (100g) semisweet chocolate, broken into pieces
2/3 cup light cream
1 ½ cups whipping cream
1 tbsp confectioners’ sugar, sifted
2 tbsp white rum
chocolate curls (to decorate)

1. Place the chocolate and light cream in a small, heavy-bottom pan and heat very gently until the chocolate has melted. Stir until smooth, then remove from the heat and let cool. Pour the whipping cream into a large bowl and, using an electric whisk, whip until thick but not stiff.

2. Carefully whisk the sugar, rum, and cooled chocolate mixture into the whipped cream. Take care not to overwhisk.

3. Spoon the mixture into 6 serving dishes or glasses, cover with plastic wrap, and let chill in the refrigerator for 1-2 hours.

4. Make the chocolate curls and sprinkle them carefully over the creams before serving. (To make curls, use a vegetable peeler to peel curls off a bar of chocolate.)

Who wants to make them and bring me some?