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  • Not after that comment you can't!!!

    Do you want my body?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      Not after that comment you can't!!!

      Do you want my body?
      Yes, I do want your body ....


      In the backseat of a Yugo while it's going over a cliff.





      Why am I such an angel?

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      • Cuz of all the bells ringing.

        Why does everyone hate me tonight?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          Cuz of all the bells ringing.

          Why does everyone hate me tonight?
          Because they got the bad acid?

          FWIW, I do NOT hate you... You're A-OK in my book!

          And now for the $10,000 question...

          Why did all the customers hate me this weekend?
          "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
          --StanFlouride

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          • Because they're customers. Ergo, they suck.

            What's the sound of music?
            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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            • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post

              What's the sound of music?
              Julie Andrews NOT whipping her 70 year old boobs out.. I can tellya THAT MUCH!!




              Is it me, or does someone NOT get the WRONG ANSWERS part of this thread??? (in case you don't get it.. that means we actually dig ya!! )

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              • Quoth crazeyal
                Is it me, or does someone NOT get the WRONG ANSWERS part of this thread??? ?
                Wrong answers? I'm supposed to supply wrong answers now!?

                Should I go to bed now?

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                • Quoth idrinkarum View Post

                  Should I go to bed now?
                  No.. right here is fine...

                  BEND OVER










                  It's the simple pleasures that get you arrested... Isn't it??

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                  • Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                    It's the simple pleasures that get you arrested... Isn't it??
                    Unless you're me. But I can't give you any details...evidence is a bad thing.

                    Where'd my honey disappear to?
                    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                    • Quoth DesignFox View Post

                      Where'd my honey disappear to?
                      where all honey goes...to the land of milk and honey



                      Why do I work night shift?

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                      • Quoth DesignFox View Post
                        Where'd my honey disappear to?
                        Your mom.

                        What's the word?
                        The New Orleans Saints are your 2009 NFL champions.

                        Believe dat.

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                        • Quoth derangedperson View Post
                          Your mom.

                          What's the word?
                          Cigar.

                          What is an old school game?

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                          • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                            Cigar.

                            What is an old school game?
                            Rounders.

                            What's the Big Mac secret sauce...?
                            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                            • Quoth crazylegs View Post
                              Rounders.

                              What's the Big Mac secret sauce...?
                              Worm Eggs!

                              Why does my tummy hurt?
                              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                              • Quoth DesignFox View Post
                                Worm Eggs!

                                Why does my tummy hurt?
                                Because you were mean to it.

                                Will I go to bed soon?
                                A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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