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  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
    What's happening Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
    Rain, rain, and mostly cloudy, according to weather.com...

    What should I sing in the rain?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      Rain, rain, and mostly cloudy, according to weather.com...

      What should I sing in the rain?
      Ding dong the witch is dead...

      Which old witch?
      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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      • The wicked witch!

        Will she be popular?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • Not if she keeps gazumping me!!!

          Who's going to win the Kentucky Derby?
          I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
          My LiveJournal
          A page we can all agree with!

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          • Sir Cough Lozenge of the 32nd Boston Braille House.

            Is today your birthday?

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            • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
              Sir Cough Lozenge of the 32nd Boston Braille House.

              Is today your birthday?
              It's my un-Birthday.

              Will someone bring me an Un-Birthday present?
              I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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              • Only the Mad Hatter and the March Hare deal in that kind of stuff.

                Why does my cat like to lie on my laptop?

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                • Because it's related to my cats who do the same

                  Why are my allergies acting up?

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                  • It's because you haven't been paying them any attention and were lonely.

                    What will make you munch all afternoon?

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                    • Nothing, I'm on a diet, but my mind totally went to the gutter...

                      Who wants to join me down here? The weather's great!

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                      • I'm hiding over here in the dark corner . . . you can find me by flashlight.

                        Why can't the birds clean up all the water they splash around in the birdbath after they're done?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • You didn't leave them any guest towels!

                          Coffee, tea, or me?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • A little coffee, a little tea and him over there.

                            What was 9.9 on the richter scale?

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                            • The point at which a falling cabinet strikes your skull, unpleasent I know...


                              What WOULD Cthulu do?
                              I like things that go *bang!*

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                              • Well, if he's got any lemons, he can find someone with some vodka and have a party.

                                Where would I be able to find towels small enough for the birds to use?
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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