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Who wants hot lemonade with honey?
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Dirty Dishtowels!
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Winnie the Pooh, that's whoQuoth idrinkarum View Post
Will I need a shovel to get to work in the morning?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Nascarland gets snow?
Who knows the ways of the weather?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted normComment
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Usually after the trees decide to bud out.Quoth Trayol View Post
4-8 inches is expected between tonight and tomorrow (as in OMGitssnowingandwe'ereallgonna die
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Mother Nature's supposed to know the ways of the weather, but I suspect she's having PMS this weekend.
Or is Mother Nature going through menopause?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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It's that pesky global warming.
Why am I so unmotivated?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because your motivator went on strikeQuoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Is being unmotivated contagious?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Yes, and I'm breathing on all of you right now...
What should I get my friend for a baby shower gift?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Aren't babies too young to take showers? I guess get him(or her) their own shower poof and bodywash.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why haven't I seen snowflakes yet?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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You can have some of the ones on my balcony...quick! before they melt!!Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostAren't babies too young to take showers? I guess get him(or her) their own shower poof and bodywash.
Why haven't I seen snowflakes yet?
Why does my leg hurt in that one little spot?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because the little spot is where pain resides, much like mucus and lungs.
Who be these people three?"Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE
Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted normComment
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Not three, just me.
What's 26 minutes?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Six past SC Standard TimeQuoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why is the Standard SC-Wait time 20 minutes anyways?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Because they take thirds.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostSix past SC Standard Time
Why is the Standard SC-Wait time 20 minutes anyways?
Why can't I do anything right?Comment
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Because you are left handed
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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They're fleeing from the buzzards.Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
Why do buzzards like dead meat anyways?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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