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A partridge in a pear tree.
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
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They're losers at gamingQuoth Lace Neil Singer View Post
Why is the partridge in a pear tree? Why not a Dogwood tree?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because Partridges only eat Pears. Dogwoods are sandwiches therefore they really shouldn't be described as a "tree" per se.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Are we really all in this thing together?Comment
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Pretty curvy if you ask Dagwood.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
What do you see through your binoculars?Comment
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Nothing at all - the lens caps are onQuoth idrinkarum View PostPretty curvy if you ask Dagwood.
What do you see through your binoculars?
If 7 out of 8 have failed, how long before the last one does too?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
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if it's me- 30 seconds.
Why am I itchy?Deepak Chopra says, "Fear deprives people of choice. Fear shrinks the world into isolated, defensive enclaves. Fear spirals out of control. Fear makes everyday life seem clouded over with danger.Comment
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Ah! Good! The itching powder is working!Quoth GingerBiscuit View Post
Why is my cat snoring?Comment
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Sleep apnea. You should get that checked.
Why is it so cold?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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...blah blah blah the 1957 Milwaukee Braves.
Is this a party? Is this a disco? Is this no fooling around?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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This is a disco party, but there will be no fooling around!
What the hell was I going to ask?!!
/seriously, I had a question and I can't remember now...I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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How much nickel would a nickelchuck chuck if a nickelchuck were really real?(That is also my question.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
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He would chuck pennies. Just to be different.
Are you a man or a moose?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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