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Algae.
Are you smrter then a fith greater?
Are you smrter then a fith greater?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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That depends on the 5th grader! (Jeff Foxworthy doesn't tell you that his show's 5th graders actually come from the school forQuoth BookstoreEscapee View Postfreaksnerdsgeniuses!
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Why are they always after me Lucky Charms?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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For the diamonds.
Who lives in a Pineapple under the sea?I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Algae.
WHO RANG THAT BELL?!I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Zack Morris.
What will keep the water from draining out?Comment
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the dutch boy
Why do I keep on getting this warm fuzzy feeling?Comment
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You're covered in caterpillars.
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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A page we can all agree with!Comment
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Down to the school yard, to see Julio.
Why does the trip back always seem to take so much longer than the trip there?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Because you know that when you get back, you have to get up tomorrow and go back to work.Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
Why can't I think of a question?"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
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Because the question fairy is on strike.
How can i recharge my batteries?Comment
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go and find yourself some more rum!Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why do I have nightmares whenever I am calmly and comfortably dozing?
I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GKComment
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Because you're not allowed to be calm and comfortable whilst dozing. Didn't you know that? New law or something.
Where are my rain boots?Comment
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"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
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You don't want to know. Let's just say ... naked ... lots of hair ... and male.
What is purple and green and says moo?Comment
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Barney the Dinosaur on heroin.
Why do I procrastinate?The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.Comment
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