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  • He roto rooted the man!

    What is important to a supersleuth?

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    • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
      He roto rooted the man!

      What is important to a supersleuth?
      A good smoke, a trench coat that's comfy and fits well, a trusty piece in his shoulder holster... and the occasional damsel in distress to rescue!

      What should I have for breakfast today?
      "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
      --StanFlouride

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      • Sloppy Joes.

        Where exactly is Lunch Lady Land?

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        • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          Sloppy Joes.

          Where exactly is Lunch Lady Land?
          3 blocks away from The World of Lost Socks.

          Where did I disappear to?
          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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          • Quoth DesignFox View Post
            3 blocks away from The World of Lost Socks.

            Where did I disappear to?
            Why, the Local Comic Shop, of course! It's New Comic Day! WOO HOO!!!

            What's in YOUR wallet?
            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
            --StanFlouride

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            • belly button lint and a few half chewed peppermints.

              Is this really goodbye?

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              • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                belly button lint and a few half chewed peppermints.

                Is this really goodbye?
                No, it's "nanu, nanu!"

                How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • The square root of pie multiplied by the answer to the universal question and divided by Toot & Puddle.

                  Where did my imagination go?

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                  • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                    The square root of pie multiplied by the answer to the universal question and divided by Toot & Puddle.

                    Where did my imagination go?
                    It ran away and the FBI is out looking for it - and we'll get to hear all about it onNancy Grace, as it's simply too little to be let loose by itself.

                    Will it rain tonight or monsoon?
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • There'll be a ronsoon!

                      What is safe for my clothing?

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                      • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                        There'll be a ronsoon!

                        What is safe for my clothing?
                        Certainly not gully dwarves...

                        Why can't I have it both ways?
                        I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                        • Because you're on a one-way street!

                          Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

                          (In bed?)
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            Because you're on a one-way street!

                            Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?

                            (In bed?)
                            The time limit is....



                            ...nanoseconds!

                            What do I want to do tomorrow?
                            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                            --StanFlouride

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                            • "The same thing we do every night, Pinky, try to take over the world!"

                              Why do I have Animaniacs quotes in my mind now?
                              1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
                              -----
                              http://orchidcolors.livejournal.com (A blog about everything and nothing)

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                              • Because they've invaded your brain!

                                What happens later today?

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