Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
    My mom tried to get me NOT to eat M&M's!

    Can we build this world together?
    Why not? We built this city.

    What is the meaning of life?
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

    Comment


    • Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      Why not? We built this city.

      What is the meaning of life?
      42 42ft high tangerines.

      Why a spoon cousin?

      Comment


      • Cuz forks are too pointy.

        How much is that doggie in the window?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

        Comment


        • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          Cuz forks are too pointy.

          How much is that doggie in the window?
          It's too rich for my blood.

          The superbowl? Why not the superplate?

          Comment


          • Gotta use something that'll hold liquid when all the beer you drank comes back to haunt you...

            Could this be magic?
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
            My LiveJournal
            A page we can all agree with!

            Comment


            • Quoth XCashier View Post
              Gotta use something that'll hold liquid when all the beer you drank comes back to haunt you...

              Could this be magic?
              That depends. Did something or someone disappear? Did someone get cut in half, then miraculously healed? Did someone disappear from one place, then reappear in another?

              Who watches the Watchmen?
              "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
              --StanFlouride

              Comment


              • Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
                That depends. Did something or someone disappear? Did someone get cut in half, then miraculously healed? Did someone disappear from one place, then reappear in another?

                Who watches the Watchmen?
                The rock of love groupies.

                Does Brett Michaels have real hair?

                Comment


                • Quoth idrinkarum View Post
                  The rock of love groupies.

                  Does Brett Michaels have real hair?
                  It looks like it. It looked like it when I got to see him in person this summer. When it got quiet at the concert, I shouted at the top of my lungs "I LOVE YOU BRETT MICHAELS!!"

                  Why is it ALWAYS midnight in stories?
                  "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                  I belly dance with tall Goblins!

                  Comment


                  • Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                    It looks like it. It looked like it when I got to see him in person this summer. When it got quiet at the concert, I shouted at the top of my lungs "I LOVE YOU BRETT MICHAELS!!"

                    Why is it ALWAYS midnight in stories?
                    'Cause Midnight is when all the fun stuff happens!

                    Why me?
                    "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                    --StanFlouride

                    Comment


                    • Because, if not you then me; and I don't want it to be me.

                      Who are you?
                      "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

                      Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

                      Comment


                      • Ask me another...

                        Where's your head at?
                        "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

                        Comment


                        • Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                          Where's your head at?
                          On top of my shoulders!

                          What is the co-efficient of friction when compared to the fluid dynamics of a homeostatic solution?
                          Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                          http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

                          Comment


                          • Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                            What is the co-efficient of friction when compared to the fluid dynamics of a homeostatic solution?
                            It becomes a different mu - more like a moo

                            What happens if you let epsilon be less than zero?
                            "I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil Millington

                            Comment


                            • Quoth MannersMakethMan View Post
                              It becomes a different mu - more like a moo

                              What happens if you let epsilon be less than zero?
                              Huh?!



                              What?

                              Comment


                              • Quoth Amina516 View Post
                                What?
                                Disco.

                                When?
                                Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

                                http://unrelatedcaptions.com/45147

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X