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Something about germ theory and not washing hands properly and bad air at night...
Why can't I take a shower and clean my room at the same time?
Why can't I take a shower and clean my room at the same time?
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I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
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Because your room will get all wet.
Why must one pass the dutchie on the left-hand side?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost dailyComment
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Because the right-wing doesn't like that sort of thing. Damn liberals...
Why is it so dark in here?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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You forgot to pay the electric bill and you ran out of candles.
Why can't I run away from home?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Because you're a turtle - your home is always with you.
Why won't you share with me?Comment
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Because I ran out . . . check back later after the truck comes tomorrow. . .
Who wants to fry the pork chops for dinner tonight?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Sure! I'll fry them in pancake batter and put a stick in them and sell them at the Texas State Fair next year!
Are the boys up to something?Comment
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Aren't they always?
When aren't they up to something?I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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When they're dead.
What is our second clue?Comment
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Usually the one that comes after the first clue but before the third one.
Do my cats hate me?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Only insomuch as they are secretly plotting the taking over of the earth and the eventual demise of all humans. Otherwise, no.
If you mix a porcupine and a rabbit, what do you get?Don't wanna; not gonna.Comment
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Cool wHip. (emphasis on the H)
Why does my face hurt so much?Comment
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You broke an unbreakable mirror with it.
Am I cruel?Comment
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No, you're a friggin' stain...oh, I meant saint.....sorry!
Will I ever win the lottery?Shut up and jump.Comment
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Only if you promise to cut me in on the proceeds.
Will there ever be a rainbow unicorn?Comment
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