Tweet
Nah, you're just nermal.
You're going to scare him with a little bottle of purple stuff?
You're going to scare him with a little bottle of purple stuff?
-
-
Somehow I don't think Barney will bat an eyelash . . .Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Why can't I get unwound enough to go to sleep?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
Comment
-
Because then all the king's horses and all the king's men would be too busy to put you back together again and will therefore neglect poor Humpty Dumpty.
What is a hit?Comment
-
A hit is a thing you put on your hid to keep warm.
Should I go the extra stop down the line?"I'll probably come round and steal the food out of your fridge later too, then run a key down the side of your car as I walk away from your house, which I've idly set ablaze" - Mil MillingtonComment
-
Absolutely not, slam on the brakes NOW!
Should I save a piece of cake for someone else?Shut up and jump.Comment
-
Heck no! Enjoy the cake yourself and save everyone you know from the stomachache.
What book do you want me to read you at bed time?Comment
-
A bedtime story . . . I need something to put me to sleep quickly. *yawn*
Why is it we have bedtime stories but no daytime stories?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
-
How about watching 2001: A Space Odyssey? Every time I try to watch it, I fall asleep!Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
Because the term "daydreams" sounds better!Why is it we have bedtime stories but no daytime stories?
Why did the city of Baltimore have to schedule the annual Baltimore Marathon on the same weekend as the annual Baltimore Comic-Con?
"Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
--StanFlourideComment
-
Cuz all those comic geeks need some exercise!
Why am I cold?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
-
The sun forgot to pay it electric bill ... again!
Will the beaver build his lodge here?Comment
-
Only if he gets to eat, shoot and leave afterwards.
Why is a sore elbow called tennis elbow and I don't even play tennis?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
-
Because bowling elbow sounds too funny.
Where did my bedroom go?Comment
-
It went to the den for a nap before dinner.
When is bedtime for Bonzo?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
-
Half past a freckle and a quarter of a hair and eastern elbow time.
What's a Hoho?Comment
-
Siamese-twin Hookers.
When will the heat be turned on?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
Comment