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Santa's girlfriend, of course.
Speaking of the North Pole, do polar bears ever go sunbathing?
Speaking of the North Pole, do polar bears ever go sunbathing?
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Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Only if they have the special self-tanning lotion.
Why does my mother dither?Comment
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Because your father dathers. She's the ying to his yang.
Would it be possible to wear a bikini in the summer on either the North or South Pole?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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It's possible. It'd probably be the last thing you ever wear, but you could wear it.
Will I ever get my act together?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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Maybe, but the fire eater may cause your trouble.
Should i get a tatoo?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Only if it'll be licked on by kittens.
What's coming up on Playhouse Disney?Comment
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HANDY MANNY! I know i should be answering that wrong, but I love that channel so much!
Will I make a good elementary school teacher?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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Only is you know that children are your superior.
Bless the people who read people who read people magazine?Comment
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Only if you're interesting in endless blessings . . .otherwise bless those who aren't celebrities. If I'm not making enough sense, you might want to consult with the Dali Lama.
Why do my trees always wait until after everyone else's trees have turned before they even start to change colors in the fall?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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They want to see what everyone else is wearing, first.
Why am I losing my voice?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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You're not losing it. I'm STEALING IT!!!! mwahaha!
How am I ever going to stand actually living alone?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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You don't have to stand, you can lie down or even sit living alone.
Do you know what we have to get?Comment
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A pink chihuahua with a designer purse and an attitude problem.Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Where have all the flowers gone?Comment
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Warbrides! that's basically it.
Why is the sky dark at night?Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.
Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.Comment
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1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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