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I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK -
Flee!!!
Why haven't I named my kittens yet?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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From now on, they'll be known as the kittens with no names and you can go to the dessert with them and you can fight Civil War deserters at the same time!Quoth Becks View PostFlee!!!
Why haven't I named my kittens yet?
Why do I like comic books?Comment
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'Cause they're so edujukashunal.
Who's the worst fraternity on campus?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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The sorority.
Who's the man with the plan?I don't go in for ancient wisdom
I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"Comment
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"Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.
I belly dance with tall Goblins!Comment
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If I told you, Id have to kill you!!!
Explain the three ways in which I am teh awesomenezz?Comment
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1. You have a sexy nurse avatarQuoth Amina516 View Post
2. You explained to me about a surgery that may be coming up.
3. Surgery is such a turn on
Is it really too late to apologize?"Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.
I belly dance with tall Goblins!Comment
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Apologies are for wimps.
Why must it snow so goddamn much here?Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
Because if it didn't, that would mean Demeter gave up on recovering her daughter Persephone from Hades and instead is now on Gulla Gulla Island with Alvin & the Chipmunks singing Barry Manilow songs.
Why doesn't my daughter like Barry Manilow?Comment
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Nooo!!I need my daughter back (Her middle name is actually Persephone.!!)Quoth idrinkarum View Post
Back on topic:
Who would like Barry Manilow?
How can I get to Gulla Gulla island?
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Steer for the second star to the right and striaght on until morning will get you to Gulla Gulla island.
Why is it so foggy?Comment
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That's not fog. That's the clouds sweatingQuoth Igorina View Post
Am I considered awesome or just average?Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)Comment
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You, my friend, are awesomely average.Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostThat's not fog. That's the clouds sweating
Am I considered awesome or just average?
What would Bill Shatner do?Comment
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