Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[Igorina]

Decompose..

Oh.. you didn't hear??




Why does Batman not have a TV show??

Robin can't keep the camera still.

Why do I have a frog in my hair?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No reception in the Batcave.

Why do the bells jingle?

[Crazeyal]

Why do I have a frog in my hair?

Because of all the flies... DUH!!!

Why do the bells jingle?

All the little children sitting on Santa's lap makes them sweaty...



How many angels DO dance on the head of a pin?

[BookstoreEscapee]

All the little children sitting on Santa's lap makes them sweaty...

Uh, I said bElls...

How many angels DO dance on the head of a pin?

None, they prefer bowling.


Whatchamacallit?

[XCashier]

Whatchamacallit?

"Yes, have some!"

Have you ever seen the rain?

[Crazeyal]

Uh, I said bElls...

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air


Hope you can listen to the song without thinking of ol` St Nick's trouser weasal..

[Crazeyal]

Have you ever seen the rain?

No no..

...the OTHER guy wanted the Golden Shower...





Why exactly DOES Rudolph's nose glow?

[McGoddess09]

No no..

...the OTHER guy wanted the Golden Shower...





Why exactly DOES Rudolph's nose glow?

Because it's a magical pixie tumor. (Cookies for reference!!)


Who can take the sunshine and sprinkle it with dew?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it's a magical pixie tumor. (Cookies for reference!!)


Who can take the sunshine and sprinkle it with dew?

The angel of the morning.

What do you really think of me?

[crazylegs]

The angel of the morning.

What do you really think of me?

Magical Pixies.

What the hell is this?

[CaroPhoenix]

Magical Pixies.

What the hell is this?

George Washington crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a German submarine.

Who really is buried in Grant's tomb?

[crazylegs]

George Washington crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a German submarine.

Who really is buried in Grant's tomb?

King Arthur

Why do DJs speak in that "rhubrrabrbrbHRBRBBRbrahrb" way at parties...?

[Crazeyal]

Why do DJs speak in that "rhubrrabrbrbHRBRBBRbrahrb" way at parties...?

Because "Bend over and then LEAVE" rearely works...




Why wasn't *I* invited to the party??

[McGoddess09]

Because "Bend over and then LEAVE" rearely works...




Why wasn't *I* invited to the party??

Because you just weren't.


Who has the worst pies in London?

[Crazeyal]

Who has the worst pies in London?

Ozzy Osbourne.

he flunked Calculus...









Since no-one else was supposed to make Peanuts comics... Are the current strips Zombies??