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  • Quoth Igorina View Post

    How far can I launch the neighbor's dog?
    How big is your catapult? No catapult?!?

    POSER




    If a Larper, a Cosplayer and a Roleplayer had a fight, who would win???

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    • Quoth Crazeyal View Post

      If a Larper, a Cosplayer and a Roleplayer had a fight, who would win???
      The audience

      Which would you do for a Klondike bar?

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      • Quoth Igorina View Post
        The audience

        Which would you do for a Klondike bar?
        The DM that's in the audience!

        Is it?

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        • Quoth Igorina View Post
          The audience
          That is a fantastic answer...
          Quoth Igorina View Post
          Which would you do for a Klondike bar?
          Nothin.

          Quoth idrinkarum View Post
          Is it?
          It soooooo is.

          Why oh why oh why?
          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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          • Quoth DesignFox View Post

            Why oh why oh why?

            Because


            Because

            Becaaaaaaause



            Because of the wonderful things he does!!











            Have a little fire, Scarecrow??

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            • Whiskey.

              Anyone want to go it to work at 6 am for me tomorrow?
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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              • Quoth Becks View Post
                Whiskey.

                Anyone want to go it to work at 6 am for me tomorrow?
                Only if I'll get paid more per hour that what I currently make and in return you'll come over and help Mom clean on the house.

                Why don't I have a thing to wear?
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View Post
                  Why don't I have a thing to wear?
                  Some perv stole all your clothes...

                  ...what??






                  Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego??

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                  • A: The Cafe Owner:

                    I think the suspect had red hair. I overheard her saying something to a companion at the table where they were eating. She said "I pumped her for information, but her unrefined answer only suggested a crude plan to visit oil wells near Ahvaz."

                    B: The Library:

                    No Clues Found

                    C: Passerby In the Street

                    No I haven't seen anyone like that.

                    D: Acme Detective Agency

                    We're taking a dim view of the current situation.

                    Options:
                    Travel Investigate Notebook

                    So who's up for seconds?

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                    • I'm always up for more


                      Are you ready for this jelleh?
                      "Kill the fat guy first?! That's racist!" - my friend Ironside at a Belegarth practice after being "killed" first.

                      I belly dance with tall Goblins!

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                      • Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                        I'm always up for more


                        Are you ready for this jelleh?
                        Only if it's strawberry

                        Am I going to make it through the next 3 days at the Litter Box without losing what mind I have left?
                        Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                        • Yes, but some cat will bury your mind in the litter and you'll have to dig it out with the poop...

                          Will Pablo and the cats ever be friends?
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                            Yes, but some cat will bury your mind in the litter and you'll have to dig it out with the poop...

                            Will Pablo and the cats ever be friends?
                            Only if Pablo can learn to meow or the cats can learn to bark so there's no language barrier

                            Why do my cats always rush in like a herd of elephants when the front door is opened?
                            Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                            • Must have seen a mouse...

                              How come marshmallow peanuts don't taste like peanuts?
                              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                              • Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                                Must have seen a mouse...

                                How come marshmallow peanuts don't taste like peanuts?
                                Because the elephants ate all the peanut butter

                                Why can't I get wound down enough to go to sleep?
                                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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