Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[CaroPhoenix]

She went to google and typed in myspace icons and found it from...uh...myspacedev...I think...

Think I could eventually rule the world with aforementioned avatar?

Depends on how kinky the world can be.

Why doesn't my child listen to me?

[crazylegs]

Depends on how kinky the world can be.

Why doesn't my child listen to me?

Because her ears are stuffed with cotton wool.

Will it be warmer tomorrow?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because her ears are stuffed with cotton wool.

Will it be warmer tomorrow?

No . . . if anything, messier than today.

Why does today not feel like a Sunday?

[crazylegs]

No . . . if anything, messier than today.

Why does today not feel like a Sunday?

Because it's actually Wednesday, but the 'shuffle' function on your iPod misfunctioned, so you've managed to destroy the delicate world balance and we're all going to die!

Do you feel lucky punk?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it's actually Wednesday, but the 'shuffle' function on your iPod misfunctioned, so you've managed to destroy the delicate world balance and we're all going to die!

Do you feel lucky punk?

Nope, I've never felt a lucky punk ... wonder where I can find one?

Will sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Nope, I've never felt a lucky punk ... wonder where I can find one?

Will sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me?

You might just find a worm in that apple

Will it be cold enough to snow anytime soon?

[crazylegs]

You might just find a worm in that apple

Will it be cold enough to snow anytime soon?

Already has here.

How small can a snowman be?

[McGoddess09]

Already has here.

How small can a snowman be?

Specksize, which is what I think about the male sc's that come through my store.

Can you wait to see me again?

[crazylegs]

Specksize, which is what I think about the male sc's that come through my store.

Can you wait to see me again?

I've yet to see you, so I can't see you 'again' quite yet anyhow

Will it snow some more?

[CaroPhoenix]

I've yet to see you, so I can't see you 'again' quite yet anyhow

Will it snow some more?

My Magic 8 Ball tells me to ask again later.

What unexpected elements should I have in my chandelier?

[crazylegs]

My Magic 8 Ball tells me to ask again later.

What unexpected elements should I have in my chandelier?

tritium, rhodium, arsenic.

Will it rain?

[CaroPhoenix]

tritium, rhodium, arsenic.

Will it rain?

Yes, but only because the Riddler took the world's supply of umbrellas to give as a present to the Penguin.

Who would want to steal cookies from the cookie jar?

[crazylegs]

Yes, but only because the Riddler took the world's supply of umbrellas to give as a present to the Penguin.

Who would want to steal cookies from the cookie jar?

Me, I have rather long arms and you won't catch me! Mwahahaha!

Who's the photographer?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Me, I have rather long arms and you won't catch me! Mwahahaha!

Who's the photographer?

Big Bird

Which would you prefer: Pac-Man or Donkey Kong?

[CaroPhoenix]

Big Bird

Which would you prefer: Pac-Man or Donkey Kong?

Frogger.

What should I give up for the Lent?