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  • #1276
    Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
    Because mommy said so.

    Will you help me eat these Airhead suckers?
    nope. you get them all to yourself. I'm trying to cut back.

    Why my squeezing arm!?
    I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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    • #1277
      Quoth DesignFox View Post
      nope. you get them all to yourself. I'm trying to cut back.

      Why my squeezing arm!?
      Because it was fishyhead!

      What does Pinky Dinky Do?

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      • #1278
        Hey, keep that stuff behind closed doors!!!

        Why is the grass less green on my side of the fence?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #1279
          Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
          Hey, keep that stuff behind closed doors!!!

          Why is the grass less green on my side of the fence?
          'Cause you forgot to water it.

          Why was I made in the shape of Venus in an era that worships the goddamn stick figure?
          I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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          • #1280
            Quoth DesignFox View Post
            'Cause you forgot to water it.

            Why was I made in the shape of Venus in an era that worships the goddamn stick figure?
            Because some guys still like REAL women... i.e. women that have CuRvEs!

            Why can't I find such a woman when she's single?!?
            "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
            --StanFlouride

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            • #1281
              Quoth Jack T. Chance View Post
              Because some guys still like REAL women... i.e. women that have CuRvEs!

              Why can't I find such a woman when she's single?!?
              Because she's too busy trying to be a stick figure.

              Why hold off the impossible?

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              • #1282
                Because it's easier than the improbable.

                Why does a printer print?
                Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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                • #1283
                  Quoth ralerin View Post
                  Because it's easier than the improbable.

                  Why does a printer print?
                  Because it can!

                  Why ask why?
                  "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                  --StanFlouride

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                  • #1284
                    Because you can't ask "because".

                    Who does?
                    I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                    My LiveJournal
                    A page we can all agree with!

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                    • #1285
                      Quoth XCashier View Post
                      Because you can't ask "because".

                      Who does?
                      Everybody!

                      if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you jump, too?
                      I will not shove “it” up my backside. I do not know what “it” is, but in my many years on this earth I have figured out that that particular port hole is best reserved for emergency exit only. -GK

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                      • #1286
                        Quoth DesignFox View Post
                        Everybody!

                        if everyone jumped off a cliff, would you jump, too?
                        I fly, so I don't need to.

                        What wonders await me?
                        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                        • #1287
                          Quoth crazylegs View Post
                          I fly, so I don't need to.

                          What wonders await me?
                          The Wonders of Winter!

                          What is that thing I do?

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                          • #1288
                            I don't know but I wish you'd stop!

                            Who should I root for in the Superbowl?
                            I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                            I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                            It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                            • #1289
                              Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                              I don't know but I wish you'd stop!

                              Who should I root for in the Superbowl?
                              Chelsea.

                              Should I clean the van tomorrow?
                              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                              • #1290
                                Why? It'll just get dirty again...

                                What should I have for dinner?
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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