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  • #346
    Granted. But instead of a massage therapist, you have a sumo wrestler pounding you on the floor like hamburger. Hope you have a strong back.

    I wish it were 75 degrees and sunny outside with a light breeze . ..
    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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    • #347
      Granted! But you have to drive 500 miles to get to where the weather is.

      I wish I didn't have a headache.
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #348
        granted! you have no head!!!

        I wish I hadn't eaten so much today.
        It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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        • #349
          Granted. You've now picked up a stomach bug and are now puking and having diarrhea. Feeling full is the last thing on your mind now.

          I wish I could turn back time about 25 years or so . . .
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #350
            Granted. But now you're stuck wearing the tackiest fashions of 1984!

            I wish I weren't so scatterbrained lately.
            I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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            • #351
              GRANTED!!! now your fixated on one thing and one thing only....that spot on the wall just above your bed.

              I wish I could go on a half decent date every now and then.
              It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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              • #352
                Granted. Your date is half decent, and half lunatic.

                I wish I had a nice, cold Pepsi.
                I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
                My LiveJournal
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                • #353
                  Granted. Your fired from your job. Your severance package is a perfectly chilled can of Pepsi.

                  I wish I knew what was causing the smell in my suite so I could destroy it.
                  Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                  Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                  Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                  • #354
                    Granted. It's you. Nice knowing you.

                    I wish I wasn't sick-ish during a week we're taking three trucks.
                    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                    • #355
                      Granted!! There will be an added bonus of 5 trucks!!!

                      I wish the laundry was done already.
                      Unseen but seeing
                      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                      3rd shift needs love, too
                      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                      • #356
                        Granted, but they all fell in a mud puddle.

                        I wish that I had a skill.
                        Military Spouse Support.
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                        Plaidman's Minions: Telecom_Goddess: Dungeon Minion

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                        • #357
                          granted! that skill is being the best cave lint cleaner ever!

                          i wish had a fondue pot
                          If you want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy

                          i'm on fb and xbox live; pm me if ya wanna be "friends"
                          ^_^

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                          • #358
                            GRANTED! But you are now allergic to chocolate and Cheese!

                            I wish Gargoyles was a TV show again
                            Hinakiba777- Student of Divinity-Always trying to get laid.

                            Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                            Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                            • #359
                              .....granted....except its....(ah crap I don't have the heart to corrupt it...I LOVED that show....)

                              I wish all my work was already done so I could get paid my normal rate.
                              It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                              • #360
                                A BOGO
                                Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                                ...I wish Gargoyles was a TV show again
                                Quoth Sarlon View Post
                                ...I wish all my work was already done so I could get paid my normal rate.
                                Granted. The Creative Director is Stephanie Meyer.
                                Granted. Normal has been redefined as pesos just for you.

                                I wish my kids would call me.
                                I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                                Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                                Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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