Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! But someone else always has it checked out.

I wish I understood how to put on eyeliner perfectly.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but you have no eye-liner...aw.
(the only thing i can suggest is practice, practice, practice. and youtube videos.)

I wish i had a new computer that didn't need tape to hold parts on...

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! Here is your Brand New ENIAC

I wish my boots didn't injure my legs.

[BookstoreEscapee]

GRANTED! But someone else always has it checked out.

Damn you! The one they should have had wasn't on the shelf! It's all your fault!! *shakes fist*

I wish my boots didn't injure my legs.

Granted...you don't have boots anymore!

I wish I had a puppy.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! He piddles on your floor, you slip, and become a quadriplegic.

I wish you knew how much I love you.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now he knows and finds it really creepy. hellooooooo restraining order!

i wish i had new pants...

[XCashier]

Granted. They're five sizes too small and four inches too short, but hey, they're new!

I wish there was an easier way to make a living.

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! You now make money on your back..... You know what I mean.

I wish I could just destress.

[Dave1982]

I wish I could just destress.

Granted............................... ........ ........................





I wish to know the meaning of life.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But you're not alive anymore to enjoy it.

I wish I had a fire pit out here to knock the chill off the air . . .

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! But you have no matches, lighters, flares, wood, etc.

I wish I could jump Xarlaxas' bones. (excited to see the corruption on this)

[XCashier]

Granted. But there's nothing left of him but bones. Have fun jumping on his dry, bleached skeleton...

I wish there was a good Sci-Fi fan club out here.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO JOIN! *runs off lightsaber laughing*

I wish I could prove Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine are "together"

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO JOIN! *runs off lightsaber laughing*

I wish I could prove Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine are "together"

GRANTED! They have now gotten "together" to plot their revenge on YOU! Prepare to be punk'd!

I wish I was filthy rich! (Wonder how someone's gonna corrupt this one? )

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You now live in a muddy swamp and your name has been legally changed to Rich.

I wish I was somewhere else.