Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[shankyknitter]

granted, instead you're getting all your wisdom teeth out at once. (if this has already happened then they regrew and you need them repulled)

I wish my typing didn't go downhill after drinking.

[BookstoreEscapee]

granted, instead you're getting all your wisdom teeth out at once. (if this has already happened then they regrew and you need them repulled)

I had to do that. It's certainly better than having to get them done separately. (They didn't regrow, though )

I wish my typing didn't go downhill after drinking.

Granted. The only time you type well is when you're completely smashed.

I wish I knew where my cat hid my ponytail holder.

[Plaidman]

Granted. It magically reappeared. Along with Kitty's last night dinner. It's alittle ...stinky....


I wish I knew how to protect my teacher from those students.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! However your only idea is to send your prof to another school.

I wish I had a PS3.

granted, instead you're getting all your wisdom teeth out at once. (if this has already happened then they regrew and you need them repulled)

IMPOSSIBLE! I don't have wisdom teeth. I also don't have adult eyeteeth on my lower jaw. So my baby eyeteeth on the bottom are the ones I will have forever. Though, I do have adult eyeteeth on the top. They were impacted. I had surgery to remove the baby teeth, then part of my gum was cut out, then wires were attached from the impacted adult teeth to my braces. Every month the wires would be twisted tighter so the adult teeth would be slowly pulled into place. When they came down, they weren't facing forward so I had to have them twisted until they faced the right way.

I honestly don't think that having wisdom teeth removed could be worse than that.

[Magpie]

Granted! But you have no games for it.

I wish that off-the rack clothes fit me.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But they are all UGLY!

I wish I didn't have to get two fillings tomorrow afternoon. (Not a repeat. I had one today, and i have two tomorrow. A total of three cavities.)

[Magpie]

Granted! You have to live with the cavities instead.

I wish I had pecans for baking in the house.

[Lace Neil Singer]

You do... they fill your entire house and there's no room for anything else, even you.

I wish I was rich and famous.

[Cookie]

Granted! You are a big corporate CEO and have embezzled many millions of dollars from your company. Getting caught gets your face plastered all over TVs everywhere. You are now a household name. Unfortunately, you are also in jail now.


I wish the flood waters would go ahead and recede in Tennessee so recovery can really begin.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Granted; Tennessee is now a desert, devoid of any life save giant monitor lizards.

I wish I had some chocolate.

[Cookie]

Granted. You now have piles of cheap, clearance Easter chocolate from 1998.


I wish my stupid car hadn't died before we moved! GRRR!

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish the flood waters would go ahead and recede in Tennessee so recovery can really begin.

B&N in Nashville will apparently be closed for "several months"...

I wish my stupid car hadn't died before we moved! GRRR!

Granted! It died a mile from the new place!

I wish I had stopped for dinner on my way home...

[Cookie]

Granted! But you got food poisoning.

I wish I would just get up the guts and get my hair colored like I want.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But you got food poisoning.

I wish I would just get up the guts and get my hair colored like I want.

Granted! Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts give such a lovely shade.

I wish my cat was still purring in my ear...

[Cookie]

Granted! The cat purrs so loudly, that you go deaf from the noise.

I wish I was more organized.