Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[ShadowTiger]

You turn into a chest of drawers, each with conveniently labeled slots for body parts!

I wish for an additional day in the week with no adverse effects on Earth's orbit or the calendar.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Voila. We've now added Flursday between Thursday and Friday. But in return you have to work every Flursday. All 24 hours of it.

I wish the weather would stay warm so I can plant my strawberries already.

[ShadowTiger]

But the seeds are pure evil, and will grow tomatoes instead of strawberries! Mwahahaha! Your Strawberry milkshakes are RUINED. RUINED, I say!


I wish that in the morning, a single small fresh pickle would appear on a plate downstairs overnight, and would last until the afternoon, if not longer. (lol I'm such a spaz. XD )

[Magpie]

Granted! But once you do eat it, the world ends. Oh, and it's the best pickle EVER MADE. So good luck resisting it.

I wish I had fabric for my dress.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. The fabric is absolutely perfect. However, if you try putting it through a sewing machine it will disintegrate. Also you had to promise not the hand sew more then 25% of the dress in order to get the fabric.

I wish i could drink as many delicious chocolate milkshakes as I want without gaining weight, or having any health issues befall me.

[Plaidman]

I wish i could drink as many delicious chocolate milkshakes as I want without gaining weight, or having any health issues befall me.

Granted! All the chocolate and the milk disappear from the world. You were granted one last one. It is very good, depiste many attempts on your life for the last milkshake.

It was made into a movie by the way...

I wish I was stronger.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! All the chocolate and the milk disappear from the world. You were granted one last one. It is very good, depiste many attempts on your life for the last milkshake.

It was made into a movie by the way...

I wish I was stronger.

Granted! A freak accident involving Gamma radiation has just transformed you into...

THE ABOMINATION!!!

The Hulk will be along shortly to smash you into oblivion!

I wish I didn't have to work today... I wanted to go see Iron Man 2 on opening day!

[Plaidman]

Granted! A freak accident involving Gamma radiation has just transformed you into...

THE ABOMINATION!!!

The Hulk will be along shortly to smash you into oblivion!

I wish I didn't have to work today... I wanted to go see Iron Man 2 on opening day!

GRANTED! As a surprise, the boss took everyone to see that movie. Paid for it. And snacks too.

After the movie he told everyone the place folded. Everyone got fired.

I wish I could beat Abomination for once.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

First order of business:

But the seeds are pure evil, and will grow tomatoes instead of strawberries! Mwahahaha! Your Strawberry milkshakes are RUINED. RUINED, I say!

So I'll just add vodka and have myself a Bloody Mary.

Next order of business:

I wish I could beat Abomination for once.

Granted, but it takes you 143 years to do so, so by the time you get to enjoy your victory celebration you are deceased.

I wish for an endless supply of Orange mint Life Savers.

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! But they are the only food you are allowed to eat.

I wish my mother would respect the fact that I am an adult who lives on my own most of the time, and i'm only home for the summer because I lose my housing when school it out.

[Magpie]

Granted. She charges rent at market value.

I wish I hadn't screwed up my coffee cake.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish I hadn't screwed up my coffee cake.

Granted! You nailed it instead!

I wish I could resist the corny joke..

[Magpie]

Granted! But now you have an irresistible urge to pun.

I wish they'd put siding on the house they're building, so it was less reflective.

[TelephoneAngel]

Granted! But now you have an irresistible urge to pun.

I wish they'd put siding on the house they're building, so it was less reflective.

Granted!they put siding on it, but it has graffiti all over it and its an eyesore.

I wish someone would do all my tasks for me tonight.

[Plaidman]

GRANTED! However, they all got messed up in big ways. But they at least did them.


I wish my dream would come true by the end of the year.