Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Nurian]

Granted! The manager came back yesterday and you already have 3 write-ups!

I wish I could make food appear out of thin air.

[hinakiba777]

Granted@ but it has no taste and no sustenance.

I wish people would stop calling my house when I'm sleeping.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! they call you when you aren't there instead. and don't leave messages.

i wish i lived in a nice house with no one around for at least 2 miles in any direction

[hinakiba777]

Granted! No one hears you screaming when the monsters come to get you on the fateful night.

I wish that my new awesome friend would go on a date with me. ^-^

[Dave1982]

Granted! However his ex shows up and causes an embarrassing scene, ruining the date.

I wish my car would stop coming up with new rattles every time I get the previous rattle fixed.

[Magpie]

Granted! It falls apart instead.

I wish my paper would write itself AND get accepted into a real journal.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! LiveJournal is happy to have it!

I wish I was a better cook.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you're a fantastic cook, but no one likes what you make

i wish i had some yummy pizza

[hinakiba777]

Granted, but you are allergic to something on it so you get horribly sick.

I wish my game would come in tomorrow so I can go buy it

[ZedOmega]

Granted, but a traffic jam on the way to the store results in you missing out on the last copy.

I wish I had a bottle of cheap whiskey right now.

[Magpie]

Granted. One bottle of rot gut coming right up.

I wish I didn't hate drinking so much.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You're an alcoholic!

I wish that getting headaches didn't make me feel sick to my stomach.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But getting sick to your stomach gives you a headache.

I wish Ex would stop being a lying a$$hole and just pay me.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! I'm not corrupting that because that your shitty ex should just pay you. >.<

I wish that I knew what to do with my hair.

[Dave1982]

Granted! You know you need to cut it all off.

I wish we had more payroll.