Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! I'm not corrupting that because that your shitty ex should just pay you. >.<

Thanks I appreciate that!

I wish we had more payroll.

Granted. You now get paid in rolls.


I wish the weather would stay like this.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now it's cloudy and raining nonstop.

I wish I could have a new store manager

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You get Store1's old manager who just got fired. I hear she's a real peach! Enjoy!

I wish I hadn't hit my elbow. Ow.

[Dave1982]

Granted, you banged your head instead.

I wish I had an orange slushie.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! It was thrown in your face like on Glee.

I wish I could run more.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You can run a lot, but only in one direction. It means you can never go home again.

I wish that there wasn't a hold put on ABM deposits so I could pay my bills.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But it was deposited into someone else's account and all your bills bounced. Bummer.

I wish I could stay up all night and write. . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But the writer's cramp permanently disfigures your hands and it is the last night you ever spend writing.

I wish people with loud engines would stop driving past my building.

[Dave1982]

Granted! They drive to your building and stop, revving continuously right outside your window.

I wish to know how my friend really feels about me.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Your friend hates you. They have just been pretending to like you so they can steal your TV.

I wish I wasn't so tired at work.

[Mytical]

Granted. You have all the energy you could ever want for 40 hours a week (but only when working). As soon as you are off work, or the 40 hours of work has passed, you have NO energy.

I wish I had more courage.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you're so courageous, you try to stop and armed robbery and you end up getting shot

i wish they'd start the next season of torchwood already

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But it's moved to a channel you don't get.

I wish my laundry was done.

[Green_Fairy]

Granted! But it's moved to a channel you don't get.

lol about that...i don't actually get any bbc channel, so i watch it all online

I wish my laundry was done.

granted! you accidentally threw in a red sock and now all your whites are pink and you're out of bleach

i wish i didn't have to go to work today

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Your store went out of business so you don't have to go back ever.

I wish it weren't so hot so I could go outside on the deck.