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  • Sorry, but I have no idea what you're reading/writing.

    Could you get me a preorder the new Valkyria Chronicles game?
    Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry

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    • Er, i totally would, but i'm in the middle of reading a thread.

      Can someone tell me what that game is?

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      • I would, but the Men In Black said I am not allowed to.

        Somebody, anybody buy the company I work for..as long as you have at least two brain cells to rub together.
        Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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        • Quoth Mytical View Post
          I would, but the Men In Black said I am not allowed to.

          Somebody, anybody buy the company I work for..as long as you have at least two brain cells to rub together.
          Unfortunately, I only have 1 and a half brain cells to rub together...my cat ate the other half of brain cell.


          Can someone go give my hairy beer-bellied drunken grandfather a spongebath? Remember to get into those little nooks n' crannies, and he really likes it when you get between his toes with your fingers.
          Sucky Customers- Have the ability to convert non-drinkers into raging alcoholics in one phone call or less.

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          • No, just... no.

            Would someone shut off the Sun for me?

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            • I would, but its dark here already.

              Can someone take these very nice mints away before I eat them all please?
              Arp happens!

              Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

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              • chewchewchew..gulp..

                No...I don't see any mints...

                Can you pick me up some dinner..
                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                • Sorry, can't do. I ate it already.

                  *burp*

                  Can someone bring me some dessert, please?
                  Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                  • *licks bottom of pudding cup*

                    Sorry, none left.

                    Can someone replace my radiator please?
                    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                    • I would, but I am having my hair dyed neon green.

                      Somebody find out that thing about that thing? You know that thing?
                      Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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                      • No, I hate that thing.

                        Get me some Advil for my head please?
                        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                        • Sorry, I took the last two earlier.

                          Could you give me a ride so I can get some more?
                          Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry

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                          • Sorry, no car. Wouldn't have time to anyway. Too busy making toast.


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                            Could somebody towel all the sweat off of me? We've been in the 90's F. the last few days.

                            (Oh, and I'd bet Bunnyboy would appreciate the same, he can't be much more than 20-30 minutes from me. So, bring two towels please!)
                            Meow.........

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                            • Sorry. All the towels are in the wash.

                              How about cleaning up the kitchen for me?
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                              • Sorry. Too overwhelming. Wouldn't know where to start.

                                Bring me a shrubbery!
                                I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                                I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                                It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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