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CS denizens, I urgently need your help. (Animal/Shelter/Law people esp. Useful)
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I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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Quoth dalesys View PostJust watch out for the brogans...
Quoth Jester View PostOkay, I give up....HUH?!?!?!?
Hope your head (the one you're supposed to think with, that is) is feeling better by now.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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Quoth dalesys View PostJust watch out for the brogans...Quoth Jester View PostOkay, I give up....HUH?!?!?!?Quoth dalesys View PostI don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth DGoddessChardonnay View PostThat must be one serious hangover, 'cause as long as you've been here you're still not used to Dalesys and his punny ways?
Hard to get a joke when you don't know what the main subject of it IS.
And by the way, most of my hangovers are healthy. As a professional drunk, it takes a lot to even give me a hangover, so if I have one, it's from concentrated effort the night before.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostAs a professional drunk, it takes a lot to even give me a hangover, so if I have one, it's from concentrated effort the night before.
I've always said if you're going do something wrong, do it right.
Also, the whole cat thing isn't looking great - they've cooled right off on me and I'm feeling less and less optimistic I'll get them back. You better believe I'm still blitzing the crap out of this house tidy wise though. I spent almost £70 today on flea room foggers to make sure there are NO BUGS, but also NO POISON FOR CAT. Not to mention the huge cat crate so my housemate can take the current cats and hide in the side alley with them so the crazy shelter people don't take them too."Asking an Irish girl to tone it down a notch is about the same as asking a wolf to leave the sheep alone. Good luck with that. " - Jester, about me
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This is just proving more and more to me that these people aren't a real shelter, but scam artists. They let someone adopt some animals, taking their money, then go reclaim the animals a short while later, citing "unhealthy conditions," whether or not such conditions exist in any way. Then theysell"adopt" them out to another unsuspecting animal lover. While they're confusing the animals and breaking the hearts of the animal lovers, they are lining their pockets, which is all they care about anyway.
People like this should be spayed and neutered. Preferably with rusty implements.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostPeople like this should be spayed and neutered. Preferably with rusty implements.
And wouldn't you just know I've got an ancient machete in the garden tool cupboard somewhere?"Asking an Irish girl to tone it down a notch is about the same as asking a wolf to leave the sheep alone. Good luck with that. " - Jester, about me
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Quoth Draper Mel View PostI make up songs for my cats too! And I've done one, well part of one, to "Barbie Girl": .
Hungry, hungry kitty
She's a hungry girl
Hungry, hungry kitty
in her kitty world
She's such a hungry kitty
Hungry all the time
Hungry, hungry kitty
Hungry, hungry girl!
I sing this to her at feeding time
Another one I don't know there's a specific tune for.
She's my kitty girl
She's my kitty girl
She's my kitty
oh so silly
She's my kitty girl
The third one is to the tune of Tutti Frutti
Kitty kitty, so silly
Kitty kitty, so silly
Kitty kitty so silly
A bap bap a lu bap a bap bam boom
I got a cat named Taz
She never seems to spaz
I got a cat named Taz
She never seems to spaz
She's such a funny kitty to see
She's such a funny kitty to me
Kitty kitty, so silly
Kitty kitty, so silly
Kitty kitty so silly
A bap bap a lu bap a bap bam boom
I like to sing that one while playing with her tail
Quoth Jester View PostAsking an Irish girl to tone it down a notch is about the same as asking a wolf to leave the sheep alone. Good luck with that.They say that God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently, God thinks I'm a bad ass.
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Quoth sms001 View Post(I generally get a "My god, you are full on mental" look and an ankle bump for this, so totally worth it.)
Things are looking... hmm. I kind of swing between optimistic and despairing several times a day. I have no idea what to do if I don't get them back.
(and please don't tell me to call the police. I know you're trying to help, but the police here are useless (as already covered) and they have a LOT else to worry about. The riots are really bad, police are getting seriously injured with stones, and the other day a policeman got LIT ON FIRE. An MLA/MP (like a Congressman) got attacked with a brick and sent to the ER. Right now, the police are trying to stop the rioters breaching the interface at Woodvale and torching Ardoyne.... so understandably my cats are not their no. 1 priority.)
But... I miss them so much"Asking an Irish girl to tone it down a notch is about the same as asking a wolf to leave the sheep alone. Good luck with that. " - Jester, about me
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Quoth Jester View PostThis is just proving more and more to me that these people aren't a real shelter, but scam artists. They let someone adopt some animals, taking their money, then go reclaim the animals a short while later, citing "unhealthy conditions," whether or not such conditions exist in any way. Then theysell"adopt" them out to another unsuspecting animal lover. While they're confusing the animals and breaking the hearts of the animal lovers, they are lining their pockets, which is all they care about anyway.
People like this should be spayed and neutered. Preferably with rusty implements."Redheads have at least a 95% chance of being gorgeous. They're also concentrated evil." - Irv
"This is all strange, uncharted territory and your hamster only has three legs." - Gravekeeper
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Waiting for the homecheck people now. Losing my mind with nervousness. Words cannot describe.
And it's still half an hour until they said they'd be here......"Asking an Irish girl to tone it down a notch is about the same as asking a wolf to leave the sheep alone. Good luck with that. " - Jester, about me
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The cats are now HOME!!!
The people came round, said the house was fine, and within the hour all my kitties were back to running around and causing chaos everywhere they went
In fact, here is a brief rundown of the first five hours of their homecoming:
9.30pm: Cats return home. Much excitement.
9.45pm: Sounds of squabbling fill the house.
10.30pm: Sound of breaking glass.
11.00pm: Crash as curtain rail separates from wall.
11.30pm: Woken by loud hissing.
12.00am: Woken by sound of tearing fabric.
12.30am: Woken by searing pain of kitty fangs in tender spot of ankle.
12.32am: Give up and take a Zolpidem.
1.00am: Woken by sound of violent retching from foot of bed.
1.30am: Woken by sound of tortured yowls.
1.32am: Give up and take another Zolpidem.
2.00am: Cat grabs chocolate bar and runs. Give chase. Step in something cold and horrific on stairs. Gag. Step in something cold and horrific again. Gag. Repeat. Reclaim chocolate, turn around, and realise somehow cat has vomited ON EVERY STEP OF THE STAIRS.
2.05am: Haul ass to bathroom. Promptly bitten by hissing cat hiding in toilet bowl.
2.10am: More tortured yowls. Further hissing.
It's good to have them home
I'll upload some pictures of them running riot soon for you guys"Asking an Irish girl to tone it down a notch is about the same as asking a wolf to leave the sheep alone. Good luck with that. " - Jester, about me
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*explodes in happy approximately 60 million times*
(I'm good at reassembling myself)
*happy hugs* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
*pets the lovely kitties* I'm so glad they're home.1129. I will refrain from casting Dimension Jump and Magnificent Mansion on every police box we pass.
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