Making fun of store names.

[XCashier]

Fish and chip shops in the UK tend to do this to themselves...or include terrible groan-inducing puns.

Coffee shops over here do the same thing. "Human Bean" "Brewed Awakening" etc.

Taco Bell = Toxic Hell
Burger King = Booger Fling
Walmart = Voldemart
Little Caesers = Little Seizures
Abby's Pizza = Shabby Pizza
Pizza Hut = Pizza the Hutt, Pizza Smut, Pizza Slut
Petsmart = Pest Mart, Pet Fart
(actually, anything ending in "mart" gets changed to "fart". We have a twelve-year-old son, he thinks this is high comedy!)

[Zellie Crescent]

Assholes & Pinheads, when a friend asked me what the company name stood for.

[criddle]

Bed, Bath, and Beyotch.

I also call them Office Despot and Home Despot.

[Firecrackers Not Included]

K-Mapart.. .

[sms001]

The international big box "Jacques Pene" (JC Penny)
"The Chicken" White Hen Pantry c-stores in the Chicago area.
"Taco Smell", if not mentioned earlier.

[CrappyToHelp]

Spazzda is a nice one my family use to refer to my workplace.

[SongsOfDragons]

Fish and chip shops in the UK tend to do this to themselves...or include terrible groan-inducing puns.

[drunkenwildmage]

(some are old)


Home Depot: Gnome Depot
Home Desperate

Taco Bell: The Mexican Phone Company

Little Ceasers: Little Sleazers.

IHOP: International Church of Pancakes.

(Local Video store chain, that has gone out of Business) Video Connection: Video Erection.

Burger King: Burger Thing

Bob Evans: Uncle Bobs

Meijer store: Meager's

[Food Lady]

Instead of Taco Hell, my friend called it Taco Hades. So, a nickname for a nickname.

[Racket_Man]

good ol' stand by --- Pizza Slut

[MoonCat]

Home Depot - Home Dopey

Save-a-Lot = Shave a Lot

[dalesys]

Halfwitless Screwoffity...

[EricKei]

I call them Office Despot, as well

We have a bunch, as users here (voluntarily) usually obfuscate the names of the places where they work...just in case.

My personal favorite is Voldemart.

[Seshat]

Stunned Carp (Suncorp)
Hardly Normal (Harvey Norman)

[Antisocial_Worker]

Barnes and Nipple