Making fun of store names.

[sms001]

(...gets changed to "fart". We have a twelve-year-old son boy, he thinks this is high comedy!)

ftfy.

[TopEndDave]

There is an Australian car parts and repair change called "REPCO".
Don't know what it really stands for but it can stand for Rip Every Poor Customer Off.

[Racket_Man]

Pizza Pit (Wisconsin delivery pizza chain that may still be in existence, in which case God alone knows why)--Piece Of Shit

The one here in my town did have good product but sadly they left about 10 years ago.

Crap in the box (Jack in the box)

Jack in the Crack

or more crudely put ( do I post this one or not????)
Punch in the C*nt

[Firecrackers Not Included]

Conoco (name in itself)

[drjonah]

Awful House (Waffle House)

[dalesys]

Ladle Hamwrecker (Hotel, restaurant, truck stop)

[Tyg3rW01f]

Food Shitty ((Food City))
Food Kitty ((Food Lion))
Krapper ((Kroger))
Barf Lair ((Earthfare))
Little E Coli ((Little Caesars))

((P.S. Local LC chain nailed for $1.8 million for food poisoning. To blame: "Hot'n'Ready" pizza that had been under a burnt heat lamp for 15 hours before purchase.))

[drjonah]

Crap in the box (Jack in the box)

[Ironclad Alibi]

McDonald's = McFeedbag

[Kit-Ginevra]

Personally,any business that actually supplied Pizza Slut would be a very welcome addition to the marketplace.. Here you are sir,piping hot,dripping in sauce and ready to munch upon...and your pizza's there too

[protege]

Let's see now...

Radio Shack = Radio Shit
Kmart = Krapmart
Taco Bell = Taco Hell
Sheetz (hotdog place, gas station) = Shitz

[dalesys]

Fried Mayors...

[Sarlon]

Taco Bell = Toxic Smell

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Pizza Pit (Wisconsin delivery pizza chain that may still be in existence, in which case God alone knows why)--Piece Of Shit

[Silent-Hunter]

These are all great, and most of them I've never heard of!