Chat quotes!

[Cazzi]

Aww, you'll hurt the little furballs feelings saying that!

[Pedersen]

Cazzi: When saying "it was a guinea pig", we usually refer to the subject of an experiment, not the actual experiment.

[Cazzi]

It was a guinea pig!!!

[Pedersen]

[17:22:52] <Cazzi> she's balancing on my boobs!

That really is not something you expect to read... well, ever, I think.

[fireheart]

Did she share with chat just how much caffeine she's had? I got a series of texts from her that got funnier and funnier... and ended with her declaring that she's discovered you can buy liquid caffeine by the gallon (ahem, Peds, I'm SO siccing the state of Texas on your ass for that one).

I believe that you are required to share those with the rest of us

Only for the pure hilarity of it all

And now for some reason, I am thinking of Dinner For One....(an old black-and-white film where the butler gets drunker and drunker but the drunker he gets, the funnier he gets)

[KiaKat]

Did she share with chat just how much caffeine she's had? I got a series of texts from her that got funnier and funnier... and ended with her declaring that she's discovered you can buy liquid caffeine by the gallon (ahem, Peds, I'm SO siccing the state of Texas on your ass for that one).

[Victory Sabre]

You beat me to the quote, Peds.

[Pedersen]

[16:41:26] <Lupo> omg the dishwasher is totally going to the rhythm of we will rock you by queen, so now we're sing "we will we will wash you!! Baby you're a teacup, salad plate, fork, knife, we will, we will wash you!!!"
[16:41:33] <Seraph> LOL
<snip>
[16:41:48] <Lupo> I HAVE A QUEEN DISHWASHER!!

Yeah... I'm just gonna leave this here...

[Cookie]

<Lupo> it mates and reproduces when I'm not looking, becuase I swear I only brought 2 from houston and wolfie had 1 and now there's 4
[13:16:24] <Gumby30> Bras?
<kara> chocolate and wax, melt them together then pour it into the bra cup lined with aluminum foil. Then you can just measure it when dry
[13:17:00] <Lupo> and i don't have a math degree but 1 + 2 doens't equla 4
<pedersen> wait, wolfie had a bra?

I love you guys.

[firecat88]

o.o That...was awesome.

[Cookie]

<kanalah> Yay kermit flail
[12:29:39] <pedersen> it's time to play the music
[12:29:50] <Cookie> it's time to light the lights
[12:30:04] <pedersen> it's time to meet the muppets
[12:30:13] <Cookie> on the muppet show tonight
[12:30:39] <pedersen> it's time to put on makeup
[12:30:51] <Cookie> it's time to dress up right
[12:30:58] <pedersen> it's time to raise the curtain
[12:31:13] <Cookie> on the muppet show tonight
[12:31:20] <pedersen> why do we always come here?
[12:31:30] <Cookie> I guess we'll never know
[12:31:37] <pedersen> It's like a kind of torture
[12:31:42] <Cookie> to have to watch the show
[12:31:49] <pedersen> and now let's get things started
[12:32:00] <Cookie> why don't you get things started
[12:32:10] <pedersen> it's time to get things started
[12:32:15] <Cookie> On the most sensational
[12:32:20] <pedersen> inspirational
[12:32:24] <Cookie> celebrational
[12:32:25] <pedersen> muppetational
[12:32:32] <Cookie> This is
[12:32:38] <pedersen> what we call
[12:32:45] <Cookie> the MUPPET
[12:32:48] <pedersen> show!
[12:33:02] * Cookie trumpet
[12:33:18] * pedersen takes a bow with Cookie
[12:33:23] * Cookie bows

Kanalah started something.

[Kanalah]

Reminds me that I need to get back in chat. I hope lupo will let me borrow her skillet if I need it.

[Victory Sabre]

<northernzel> back
<kara> wb
<pedersen> no, kara, jeez, haven't we taught you anything? It's either "front" or "and a very nice back at that".
<pedersen> I am so disappointed.
<northernzel> condolencies for your memories of pets who passed away
<kara> ...
<kara> facepalm
<pedersen> hey, I don't have time for foreplay, kara. Another time.
<northernzel> <.<
<northernzel> >.>
<pedersen> zel, the facepalm is just the foreplay for a facedesking, and I just don't have time. Heading home in less than 15 minutes.
<kara> fine, geez. Next time you want to complain, remember that I offered
<northernzel> LOL
<pedersen> convenient. When I am getting ready to go home, you offer. Never when I have actual time. Typical. Find a way to blame me.
<Cazzi> at least you get offers from people
<kara> don't start with me. I might have to reconsider joining you in that 3 way later
<pedersen> Cazzi: I only get offers when there is no risk of me actually taking it up.

Just happened in chat. There's never a dull moment there.

[Pedersen]

[11:18:27] *** Seraph (seraph@cschatter.com/SERAPH-PC) has joined the room as a participant
[11:18:32] <Seraph> LUPOOOOOOO
[11:18:47] *Seraph flying tackle hug nom scriffles Lupo.
[11:18:53] <pedersen> wow I suddenly feel like chopped liver
[11:18:59] <Seraph> oh hi peds.

Yeah... I feel very loved.

And Seraph needed to be quoted, too

[dalesys]

So... her connection kept going down on everybody?

Everything is going in the wrong direction
The doctor wants to give me more injections
Givin’ me shots for a thousand rare infections
And I don’t know, if they’ll let me go


Connection I just can’t make no connection
And all I want to do, is to get back to you
Connection I just can’t make it connection
And all I want to do, is to get back to you

The Rolling Stones