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[fireheart]

So... her connection kept going down on everybody?

so glad I finished my drink BEFORE i read that. ALMOST a rule #1 violation!

[Pedersen]

Basically Lupo kept going online, offline, online, offline

So... her connection kept going down on everybody?

[fireheart]

Bondage brings people closer together....

Basically Lupo kept going online, offline, online, offline

[Kara]

[12:34:32] <Lupo> meh, stoopit interwebs
[12:34:57] *dave1982 tapes Lupo and Kara together
[12:35:02] <Rapscallion> ...
[12:35:02] <kara> o.O
[12:35:03] <dave1982> maybe that'll keep you from leaving
[12:35:18] <kara> I didn't leave
[12:35:19] <RayvenQ> *tapes dave to Raps*
[12:35:22] <Dasota> I know it's keep me from leaving
[12:35:26] *Dasota waggles eyebrows

Bondage brings people closer together....

[fireheart]

This was not a deliberate misquote....just the result of insomnia (and yes, I did think that be and I were on the same page )

<fireheart> ah crap, thank you for reminding me...I have to get ready for non-stop porn in a couple of days
<pedersen> ummm. what?
<fireheart> No, my boyfriend keeps about half of his porn stash on HIS portable hard drive. And on the 27th, him, one of his mates and a mate who's on leave from the army are all going to his and are going to be drinking and having non-stop porn going on
<be> ...
<be> so should i write my number on the postcard and tell him he might want to keep this one or give it to him separately?
<pedersen> what postcard?
<fireheart> ....?.?
<be> my free starbucks drink postcard that he usually rips up
<fireheart> ah.
<fireheart> :P
<fireheart> I got the wrong idea there...given that I was talking about porn
<be> ...
<pedersen> oh, man, that's ... definitely not the idea she was trying to create

[Pedersen]

I don't think we've had Raps get so badly misquoted before, but it seems required when I see this line:

[13:36:32] <Rapscallion> however, if my knees are up for it it's going to be a good source of overtime

[Pedersen]

I sign into chat, and this is what I see:

[21:03:15] <Victory_Sabre> I'd probably want to do him in f he did.
[21:03:47] <Victory_Sabre> http://scsuperman-the-legend.com/
[21:03:50] <Victory_Sabre> here he is
[21:03:55] <Victory_Sabre> Shit

Man, the love is in the air tonight. Can you feel it?

[dalesys]

<Gumby30> Who's going to UN-wrap me?!

The guys in the blue helmets.

[Cookie]

<Rapscallion> so, did you wrap yourself as well?
<Gumby30> Not enough paper
<Rapscallion> I can buy a few extra rolls
<Rapscallion> for practice
<Gumby30> Who's going to UN-wrap me?!

Oh Gumby. Walking right into it, aren't you?

[dragon_wings]

Simple answer: no.
Face it Peds, you will forever be linked to Lupo's skillet now.
(I need to get back into chat. Now that Rona's moved here we fight over who goes on the comp. Well not really. :P)

[Pedersen]

[22:03:55] <kanalah> i need to hang out here more often, people are nice
[22:04:19] <dammitpeds> Well, unless they're hitting me with a skillet.
[22:04:29] <kanalah> oh i knew i forgot something

Figures. She comes into chat, and one of the things that she happens to remember involves me and a skillet.

Am I safe nowhere?

[Pedersen]

<Jester> Peds, I was speaking of humans, not Alaskans or Canadians. LOL!

Remember, context is irrelevant. Just keep repeating that until you memorize it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

That's... somewhat... inspiring. I think....

Isn't it just?

It should be one of those Deep Thought by Jack Handey.

[Pedersen]

I am indeed. I can summon a KiaKat, and bend her to my whim.

[lupo pazzesco]

You must be so proud...