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Wow... On tonight's episode of "As The Desk Turns", we have this .... and it is epic

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[22:12:15] *Cookie collapses from too much bacardi
[22:13:01] *pedersen catches cookie, and takes her to a "safe" room.
[22:13:09] <Lupo> o.o
[22:13:12] <Cookie> O_O
[22:13:24] <pedersen> oh, hey, look who un-collapsed!

[22:13:26] *Cookie tries to stand up
[22:13:28] *Cookie fails
[22:13:34] *Lupo yoinks cookie away from pedersen
[22:13:38] <Lupo> AND IN FRONT OF KARA TOO!!
[22:13:46] <Lupo> now she'll NEVER facedesk with you again for SURE!
[22:13:52] <pedersen> what? It's not like I was going facedesk with Cookie!
[22:14:29] <Lupo> we don't know what kind of furniture you have in that "safe" room of yours! There could be a nice desk you're hiding from he world!
[22:14:42] <pedersen> Not yet there's not. I'm still building it.
[22:14:52] <Lupo> *gasp*
[22:15:01] <Lupo> you never built a desk for kara to facedesk on
[22:15:03] <Lupo> you bastard.
[22:15:22] <pedersen> I was *totally* going to share it with her.
[22:15:25] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> the desk is for doing something else with cookie
[22:15:37] <Cookie> O_O
[22:15:37] <pedersen> It's the first desk I've ever built.
[22:15:42] <Lupo> oh really? you can SAY that, but there's no proof.
[22:16:03] <KaraSparkles> oh gawd
[22:16:03] <pedersen> Just like you SAY I wasn't building it to facedesk with kara, but there's no proof.
[22:16:08] <KaraSparkles> we created a monster
[22:16:14] <Lupo> and poor Kara. I mean, here she is having to facedesk on a communal desk, rather than a personal desk. so rude.
[22:16:29] <Cookie> that sounds kind of unsanitary
[22:16:30] <pedersen> Why do you think I was building the desk?
[22:16:42] *Irving_Patrick_Freleigh is now listening to Smashing Pumpkins just because that was next up in itunes
[22:17:05] <Lupo> how am I supposed to konw? Your mind is a frightening place, I don't want to know how it works.
[22:17:18] <Lupo> once I understand, it can cause CHANGES
[22:17:21] <Lupo> scary, scary changes.
[22:17:23] <be> ...
[22:17:29] <be> i missed a lot
[22:17:33] <Lupo> you did, be.
[22:17:48] <pedersen> So, you don't even know what I'm thinking, you just know that, despite my assurances to the contrary, I'm building a desk just to facedesk with anybody but kara.
[22:18:52] *** KaraSparkles is now known as kara
[22:19:01] <Cookie> no more sparkles?
[22:19:04] <be> KaraSparkles?
[22:19:07] <Lupo> kara, has pedersen tried to facedesk with you recently??
[22:19:12] <kara> I was glittereded
[22:19:12] <be> how long was i gone?
[22:19:20] <kara> um, no
[22:19:31] <kara> I was facepalming with Gumby earlier but that's it
[22:19:40] <pedersen> waitaminnit, we just facedesked on Monday.
[22:19:44] <Lupo> has he shown any inclination to resume a facedesking relationship?
[22:20:00] <Lupo> ooooh, just on Monday? Was it that bad, that kara doesn't remember it?

[22:20:14] <kara> right, that's what I meant. Not since Monday. I thought recently meant, like, today
[22:20:15] <pedersen> she was probably faking it again, if she doesn't remember it.
[22:20:28] <Lupo> or were you facedesking with someone else indiscriminately, and you just thought it was kara.
[22:20:45] <pedersen> no, it was kara. See? She even admitted it was on Monday.
[22:20:51] <kara> omg you're really gonna start that up again? I thought our make up facedesking meant something
[22:21:16] <pedersen> Well, you appeared to forget! What was I *supposed* to think?
[22:21:19] <Lupo> you had makeup facedesking and you're accusing kara of faking?? oooooh, ouch!
[22:21:48] *kara goes into the pillow fort before the tears start falling
[22:22:04] <Lupo> dammit pedersen lookit what you did??
[22:22:07] <be> tears? what?!
[22:22:12] <pedersen> waitaminnit, just wait. Lupo: are you *trying* to drive a wedge between me and kara?
[22:22:13] <be> what did you do!?!?
[22:22:35] <Lupo> I mean, facedesking with someone is a very special moment, and you accused her of FAKING. this can't be pinned on ME
[22:22:57] <Lupo> I was just teasing at first, you're the one who took it down that road.
[22:22:58] <pedersen> I mean, look. a few minutes ago, we were all happy, and then you go off and start accusing me of facedesking with anybody that has a desk, and making one for people that don't.
[22:22:58] <Lupo> geez
[22:23:22] *tj hammerdesks
[22:23:25] <tj> ENOUGH!
[22:23:42] <Cookie> O_O
[22:23:42] <pedersen> and now, because of that, we've reached a point where kara's crying, all because you apparently aren't getting facedesked enough!
[22:23:55] <Lupo> I'm getting facedesked plenty, not that that's any of YOUR business.
[22:23:57] <Cookie> ooooh fighting words
[22:24:04] <Lupo> stop prying into mine and wolfie's facedesk life!!!
[22:24:08] <pedersen> Then maybe the quality of it isn't enough?
[22:24:19] <pedersen> I mean, why are you digging into mine then?
[22:24:29] <Lupo> ooooh, wolfie, I think pedersen is trying to say something about your facedeskin' skills.
[22:24:43] *Cookie stumbles off to pop popcorn
[22:24:53] <wolfie> well, the contented smile on your face says otherwise
[22:25:01] *Irving_Patrick_Freleigh facedesks with all kindz ladeez
[22:25:01] <wolfie> i could take a picture right now an share it with chat
[22:25:08] <Lupo> Why are you so defensive? makes it seem like you've got something to hide....a special "desk" perhaps, that's only ever seen 1 face...? One face that's not kara's...?
[22:25:10] <Lupo> shaaaammme
[22:25:11] <pedersen> Actually, I think it's more like you are. After all, you're the one who's obsessed with other people's facedesking lives, not me.
[22:25:14] <Lupo> Irv, you facedesk ho
[22:25:33] <Lupo> I'm rightly concerned about a dear friend of mine with very tender feelings.
[22:25:50] <Lupo> I mean, if the roles were reveresed I'd be all up at Kara if she claimed you were fake facedesking
[22:25:52] <Cookie> popcorn anyone?
[22:25:59] <pedersen> So am I. Which makes me wonder exactly why you're so involved with her facedesking life.
[22:26:02] <Lupo> I don't discriminate in my defense of friends.
[22:26:08] <pedersen> wait, you're bideskual, aren't you?
[22:26:13] <Lupo> >.>
[22:26:17] *tj grabs a handful of popcorn from Cookie
[22:26:36] <kara> *sniffle* It's okay Lupo. It's just me we're talking about here, who cares? *sob*
[22:26:38] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> yeah, I'm such a facedesk slut
[22:26:43] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> that reminds me....
[22:26:49] <Lupo> No. But just because I'm hererodeskual, doesn't mean I can't be confident enough to admit, I'd facedesk <insert random female> because i find her attractive, if I were
[22:27:11] <pedersen> wait, it's only random females? I thought we were talking about kara here?
[22:27:29] <Lupo> Dude, if I were bideskual, I'd totally facedesk with kara, she's hawt.
[22:27:42] <be> ...
[22:27:43] <Lupo> and I heart her personality, too, she's teh awesome.
[22:27:59] <pedersen> Sure, she's hawt, but that's not the only reason to desk with someone.
[22:28:05] <pedersen> She's got a wonderful personality.
[22:28:10] <Lupo> did you not see my previous statement??
[22:28:15] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> any transdeskuals here?
[22:28:24] <pedersen> You? I'm surprised. You're shallow enough to be willing to facedesk with someone based on looks alone.
[22:28:31] <Cookie> notice how peds is working in compliments
[22:28:33] <tj> peds: isn't that "a wonderful pairsonality" ?
[22:28:52] <Lupo> pedersen, I JUST said I loved kara's personality, you're obviously not paying attention.
[22:29:12] <pedersen> No, I am.
[22:29:26] <pedersen> I'm paying attention to the fact that the very first thing you mentioned was her looks.
[22:29:27] *** Midnight12 has joined the room as a participant
[22:29:28] <kara> Irv: Um, me, I think *sniffle*
[22:29:30] <tj> lupo: can you blame a guy for getting distracted in the current conditions?
[22:29:34] <Midnight12> KARA
[22:29:40] <Lupo> Do you miss these kind of details in your facedesking too? I mean, geez, that ain't right...
[22:29:42] <Cookie> hi Midnight
[22:29:53] <Lupo> just becuase looks are the first thing I notice, dun mean they're the ONLY thing.
[22:29:58] <Cookie> you came in on...strangeness
[22:30:04] <Lupo> I mean, I thought this was common knowledge!
[22:30:05] <tj> indeed
[22:30:07] <kara> *sob* hi Midnight. Don't mind me, I'm just alone with my broken heart in the pillow fort
[22:30:14] <tj> (re: cookie's comment)
[22:30:26] <Midnight12> HI COOKIE, LUPO PEDS AND IPF AND BE AND TJ
[22:30:29] <Midnight12> caps off
[22:30:32] <pedersen> uh-huh. Sure, Lupo. I see exactly how it is. I've seen your type before. desk-em-and-leave-em. I can't help but pity wolfie.
[22:30:40] <Cookie> enthusiastic greeting
[22:30:44] <Lupo> says the man who can't even remember makeup facedesking time.
[22:30:56] <tj> midnight12: you can caps lock all you want, my ears are immune to loudness from all the metal
[22:31:00] <pedersen> excuse me? I remember it *just* fine. We made up the next night, actually.
[22:31:14] <Midnight12> its from being hyper and WHO MADE KARA CRY? :-(
[22:31:17] <pedersen> not that it's any of *your* business when we desk.
[22:31:20] <Lupo> do you even cuddle afterwards? or are you immediately looking for your next deskonquest?
[22:31:22] <pedersen> Midnight12: lupo did.
[22:31:22] <Midnight12> >:-(
[22:31:33] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> she's facedesking with other facedeskers
[22:31:34] <Lupo> No, PEDERSEN did
[22:31:40] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> him too
[22:31:51] <Lupo> Kara, I didn't make you cry, right?
[22:31:54] <Midnight12> dun matter get out of my way, hugs kara and makes it better with choklit
[22:32:01] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> It's Lupo and Pedersen and Kara and Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice
[22:32:39] <pedersen> wait, when did Lupo drag Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice in? Is she some kind of facedesk orgyist?
[22:32:41] <Midnight12> i will face palm all of you if you dun back off! *holds up chair and whip as if a lion tamer*
[22:32:50] <Midnight12> and duly noted tj
[22:32:57] <kara> *wibble* nuh-uh, Lupo. Peds didn't *sob* said I w-was f-f-f-faking it. I thought I mattered more than that *bawl*
[22:33:03] <Lupo> you know what pedersen, i don't have to defend my facedeskship to you. you can just go facedesk yourself. Hmph!!!
[22:33:09] <Cookie> you're going to facepalm us???
[22:33:10] <pedersen> Wait, facepalm? You're going to have facedesk foreplay with all of us?
[22:33:12] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> he probably does
[22:33:14] <kara> Peds DID... too upset *cry*
[22:33:21] <Midnight12> facepalm meaning slap
[22:33:24] *Lupo crawls into the blanket fort and cuddles kara
[22:33:48] <pedersen> wait, kara, you forgot we facedesked on Monday!
[22:33:52] <Midnight12> takes away this desk of rumor and no one gets it
[22:34:10] <kara> No I didn't. I meant since Monday and I told you that
[22:34:20] <Lupo> she was just confused by my question of "recently" since I didn't define a timeline.
[22:34:28] <Lupo> obviously not paying attention to details.
[22:34:30] <kara> *nod* *sniffle*
[22:34:38] <Lupo> or facedesking between typing ilnes
[22:34:41] <Lupo> in which case.....ewww
[22:34:57] <pedersen> Yeah, I've seen your version of "details". It seems to be "anything that can twisted to make me look bad", no matter how wrong it or shameful it is.
[22:34:57] <Midnight12> ya'll need to get laid apparently
[22:34:58] <kara> I was on the phone with my mother and I didn't understand t-the question *sob*
[22:35:57] <Midnight12> kara no one is having a desk without you, everyone gets attention and cookies and good vibes and enough said
[22:36:07] <pedersen> kara: I'm sorry. Lupo really seems to have set out to trip us both up. Accusing me of facedesking with people, not making sure the question she asked you was a good one. It's like she wants us to break up.
[22:36:15] <pedersen> Wait, why does she want us to break up?
[22:36:19] <Cookie> wait, everyone gets Cookie??? I object!!!
[22:36:23] <pedersen> Who's she trying to get onto her desk?
[22:36:27] <Midnight12> cookies as in chocolate chip
[22:36:32] <Midnight12> perv
[22:36:54] <tj> how about booze instead
[22:36:55] <pedersen> hey, liking cookie does not make one a perv.
[22:36:57] <Midnight12> can't type fast enough
[22:37:07] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> facedesking cookie makes one a pervert
[22:37:07] <Midnight12> no, but to think she is going to get everyone lol
[22:37:08] <kara> okay Peds... fair enough. But I doubt Lupo wants to facedesk with me, acuz she's got wolfie
[22:37:09] <Lupo> yeah, irv is the pervy facedesk ho, let's try and keep our facts straight.
[22:37:15] *be brushes teef
[22:37:19] <Cookie> wait, did *I* just get called a perv?
[22:37:21] <Midnight12> ENOUGH
[22:37:22] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> that facedesk slut
[22:37:29] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> *that's
[22:37:41] <Lupo> kara, I heart you and would go homodeskual for you in a heartbeat, if I wasn't already committed to wolfie.

[22:37:43] <Midnight12> this is either going to end well, or in a sound beating for all
[22:37:51] <kara> awww, thanks darlin
[22:37:52] <pedersen> right, irv is definitely a facedesk *slut*, not *ho*. He doesn't charge for it.
[22:37:53] <kara>

[22:38:10] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> that reminds me....
[22:38:35] <tj> Midnight12: I think we'll have to beat some sense into everybody here
[22:38:47] <Midnight12> (all of you are horrible. :-) )
[22:38:54] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> huh huh huh...you said beat
[22:39:02] <tj> it's (inflatable)Hammertime
[22:39:10] <Midnight12> and myself included, *cracks knuckles*
[22:39:14] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> like beat, your face, into a desk. Heh heh m heh heh
[22:39:29] <Lupo> Irvy the pervy facedesker
[22:39:32] *tj swings bouncy hammer madly, a la Super Smash Bros. Brawl
[22:39:33] <Midnight12> i'm with tj, time for some face to wall, brick wall time
[22:39:40] *Cookie ducks hammer
[22:39:49] *tj swings sideways
[22:39:59] <Cookie> oooh, facewall??
[22:40:03] <Lupo> that's kinky, Midnight, I'mma stick with straight vanilla facedesking, personally...
[22:40:14] <Midnight12> yes, it hurts badly and ends up in bloody noses. or the taste of dirt
[22:40:16] *tj hammerdesks
[22:40:22] <pedersen> yeah, I'm not into that whole pain thing, really.
[22:40:32] <Midnight12> (can't stop laughing this is too much)
[22:40:33] <Cookie> a bit much for me. I'll stick with my desk
[22:40:35] <tj> if I can't facedesk, nobody will. *pouts*
[22:40:49] *tj hammers desks to pieces. with a bouncy hammer. yes.
[22:40:49] *Cookie dives back in to jello pool to stay away from hammer
[22:40:49] <Midnight12> retreats into the fort unable to continue due to fits of laughter
[22:40:52] <kara> yeah, that's a bit too kinky for me
[22:41:17] *Irving_Patrick_Freleigh wonders what one takes if one is unable to facedesk. Desk-On? Apply directly to the forehead?
[22:41:18] <Midnight12> you have no idea. i'm too kinky for you kara, cookie and maybe IPF
[22:41:21] <Cookie> damn. I forgot the booze was in here
[22:41:51] <Cookie> I was just starting to sober up.
[22:41:53] <kara> *wipes away her tears*
[22:41:55] <kara> wait a minute
[22:41:59] <kara> Peds
[22:42:00] *Cookie scrambles out before getting too wasted
[22:42:06] <pedersen> yes?
[22:42:07] <kara> How did you know Irv doesn't charge?
[22:42:13] <Lupo> ....
[22:42:17] <Cookie> ....
[22:42:17] <Lupo> gooooood question
[22:42:19] <Lupo> PEDERSEN!!!
[22:42:20] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> I just like to facedesk a lot
[22:42:24] <Midnight12> ooooo
[22:42:25] <Lupo> you deskslut!!!
[22:42:38] <Lupo> Irv, when you can't find a partner, are you a masturfacer...?
[22:42:47] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> well
[22:42:53] <pedersen> Well, he's given me some tips on my technique. He's pretty good at it.
[22:42:58] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> when you gotta facedesk, you gotta facedesk
[22:43:29] <kara> *raises eyebrow*
[22:43:32] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> last night I masterfaced right into the drawer. -__-
[22:43:35] <kara> what kind of "tips?"
[22:43:39] <tj> it's less satisfying on your own though, as there's a lack of force when facing your own desk
[22:43:55] <Midnight12> is more into being on top of the desk
[22:44:01] <pedersen> Well, for one, how to avoid a bloody nose from it.
[22:44:28] *tj gets bloody noses when the universe decides he does

[22:44:45] <Midnight12> gets the anime type bloody nose
[22:44:45] <Cookie> Dude, you are facedesking way too hard if you get a bloody nose
[22:44:52] <kara> that still doesn't answer my question
[22:44:58] <Midnight12> and allergies.
[22:45:05] <pedersen> Have to admit that I was kinda dense, and didn't think to turn my face to the side until he told me.
[22:45:59] <Midnight12> peds admitting to density?
[22:46:01] <Cookie> if you're hitting the desk that hard, you might want to think about a softer desk :-/
[22:46:03] <pedersen> how does it not? We're guys, we talked. I told him how awesome you were, but I didn't think I was good enough for you.
[22:46:05] <Lupo> pedersen, you've been deskually active, HOW long??
[22:46:38] <Cookie> I guess you're just enthusiastic about it?
[22:46:40] <Lupo> pedersen, Midnight asked that question, why're you saying SHE'S awesome...?
[22:46:41] <tj> well shit. interesting conversation and I absolutely positively must leave.
[22:46:49] <pedersen> Very much so. How can you not be?
[22:46:58] <Midnight12> tj
[22:47:04] <pedersen> wrong question, Lupo.
[22:47:09] *tj does a barrel roll out out of the room
[22:47:16] <Midnight12> stops tj
[22:47:19] <pedersen> I was answering *kara's* question. You might wanna pay attention to some of these details.
[22:47:22] <Cookie> I can understand facedesking with...gusto. But not to teh point of physical harm

[22:47:30] <pedersen> nini tj
[22:47:35] <Cookie> goodnight, tj
[22:47:36] <kara> peds p. pederesen
[22:47:38] <Midnight12> night tj
[22:47:43] <tj> midnight12: make it quick, I'll effectively be trespassing if I'm not out of the building in 13 minutes
[22:47:51] <tj> oh.
[22:47:51] <kara> none of that mentions how you knew he doesn't charge
[22:47:53] <tj> nini all
[22:47:56] <Lupo> not my fault you were slow to answer, pedersen. your answer came right after, Midnight asking about your density.
[22:48:07] <Midnight12> ah nevermind night
[22:48:25] <Midnight12> he said he was dense, i went with it
[22:48:39] <pedersen> kara: Like I said, we talked. He was talking one time about how much the womyns like facedesking with him, and how he could charge, but didn't.
[22:48:45] *tj walks out like a baus
[22:48:46] *** tj has left the room
[22:49:35] <kara> sigh, whatever. I've been decorating all day and I'm too tired to argue or facedesk with anyone anyway
[22:49:38] <Midnight12> not charging means being a ho, charging means corner ho but prettier? lol
[22:50:21] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> if you facedesk with the wrong person you get forehead warts
[22:50:22] <pedersen> no, not charging means being a slut. charging means being a ho.
[22:50:27] <Midnight12> eewww
[22:50:28] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> not that I know....
[22:50:30] <Lupo> eeewwww
[22:50:32] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> I know some people
[22:50:42] <Midnight12> was being nice with her words but k.
[22:50:42] <Lupo> not ot mention that weird cheek rash I've seen in some medical textbooks....
[22:51:21] <Cookie> ...
[22:51:27] <Midnight12> i be done. going to burn my desk now
[22:51:41] <Cookie> guys, deskual transmitted diseases are just kinda squicky. ewww
[22:51:43] <Lupo> PRACTICE SAFE DESK!!!
[22:51:57] <pedersen> wait, Midnight12, how many partners have you had that you need to burn your desk?
[22:52:22] <Midnight12> i have not practiced deskuality, all this talk has made me a germaphobe to my desk. kill it with fire
[22:52:27] <Lupo> if you have unprotected desk with one person, you've had desk with their past partners and their partners' past partners!!
[22:52:34] <Lupo> play it sface, practice safe desk
[22:52:42] <Lupo> *safe, not sface
[22:52:45] *kara ALWAYS uses protection
[22:52:49] <Lupo> wtf, fingers
[22:53:04] <Midnight12> lupo. i dun facedesk, i clue by four
[22:53:09] <Lupo> o.O
[22:53:11] <Lupo> wow.
[22:53:12] <Lupo> kinky
[22:53:17] <Cookie> Midnight. whoa
[22:53:23] <pedersen> serious whoa.
[22:53:25] <Midnight12> yes. but all this talk of deskual diseases. too much
[22:53:29] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> I am intrigued
[22:53:35] <Midnight12> yes, just clean the board and be done with it
[22:53:37] <Cookie> you would be
[22:53:38] <pedersen> careful, irv.
[22:53:46] <Lupo> Irv wants to take his deskuality that next step, i see....
[22:53:48] <Midnight12> i SAID I WAS TOO KINKY FOR YOU
[22:54:02] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> yeah, you probably are
[22:54:08] <pedersen> I've seen some of what you post. I could see you starting to clue-by-four customers and coworkers at random. Take Lupo's advice if you do.
[22:54:11] <Irving_Patrick_Freleigh> so I'll let you get the diseases instead of me

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