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[fireheart]

From this morning (my time):

<Seraph> All hail hypnoboobs?
<Seraph> or is it all glory to the hypnoboobs

[Seraph]

MAH TURN

fireheart: Lol hello Lupo, is your connection going down on you again?

In the words of George Takei..."oh myyyyy"

[dalesys]

Why are like the LAST FOUR POSTS me? D:

I vote for natural talent.

[Seraph]

....This is why we can't have nice things! LOL

[Pedersen]

Because your quotes were the most memorable?

[Kanalah]

Because we love you?

[Seraph]

Why are like the LAST FOUR POSTS me? D:

[Pedersen]

[14:01:32] <Seraph> also, seraph is tired of searching through boobs
[14:01:39] <kanalah> >.>
[14:01:49] <kanalah> sorry, I'll put my shirt back on then

And I missed it. How did I miss that this was going on?

[Pedersen]

[13:30:53] <Seraph> I LOVE FIVE GUYS

I wonder if SeraphHubs is aware of this?

[Pedersen]

Well, at least is having fun, though I'm not sure I know which balls she's talking about.

[16:12:56] <Seraph> i cant read the article
[16:13:03] <Seraph> too busy playing with the balls in the header

[RayvenQ]

I don't know what kind of movies Seraph has been watching.

[quote]<Seraph> climax of the movie is the main character being sucked out of a car window[quote]

[dragon_wings]

Sisters forever!

[Victory Sabre]

Long, but absolute gold here.

[16:54:23] <RayvenQ> *hands Dasota a Flimsy Certificate(TM) and a rubber duckie*
[16:54:58] <Dasota> one of the porn stores we went to was right on the PA border
[16:55:06] <Dasota> then we went to a McD's in Pa
[16:55:48] <RayvenQ> *waits for das to take said certificate*
[16:55:57] <Dasota> yay duckie!
[16:55:59] <RayvenQ> Oh I know *covers duckie in glitter, throws across the room*
[16:56:08] *Dasota squeaks the duckie
[16:56:32] <RayvenQ> Congratulations, upon accepting the duckie by fondling it, you became my adoptive sister! :P
[16:56:44] <Dasota> yay!
[16:56:55] <Lupo> wait....does taht mean Das and I are sisters now, too???
[16:57:00] <RayvenQ> Yes
[16:57:02] <Dasota> <_<
[16:57:04] <Dasota> dammit
[16:57:19] <RayvenQ> You, Seraph, DW and Das are loosely affiliated sisters-in-duckie's
[16:57:22] <Dasota> can I renounce my sibling status with Lupo?
[16:57:33] <Kazim> argh, keep that infernal glitter away from me, i'm not a vampire that's suppose to sparkle. :P
[16:57:36] <Dasota> otherwise it'll be dirty if I molest her
[16:57:40] <Lupo> ...
[16:58:00] <Dasota> <_<
[16:58:01] <Dasota> What?
[16:58:06] <wolfie> i'm in favor or no adoptive sisterhood
[16:58:11] <Dasota> that's a legit reason, right?
[16:58:15] <wolfie> as long as i get video
[16:58:16] *Lupo hugs Dasota - you're so funny...
[16:58:18] <Lupo> ...
[16:58:22] *Lupo whaps wolfie
[16:58:24] <Lupo> you're so not....
[16:58:33] <Dasota> Wolife, I'm totally ok with that
[16:58:34] *northernzel slaps fingers to prevent copy/pasting to CS thread
[16:58:43] <RayvenQ> Dasota, it's only e-adopted, so it's alright
[16:58:51] <RayvenQ> or Lupo rather
[16:58:51] <Dasota> haha, okay
[16:59:45] <Kazim> *mind goes "oh hello there gutter, fancy meeting you here"*
[17:00:00] <Dasota> I live in the sewer
[17:00:48] <Lupo> she does
[17:00:54] <Lupo> she's done marvelous things with the place.
[17:01:00] <Lupo> I particularly love the couch

[Pedersen]

[15:32:26] <Seraph> ogod, peds has corrupted me
[15:32:35] <kanalah> >.>
[15:32:45] <pedersen> w00t!
[15:32:48] <Seraph> seraph's hubby: why do you want a horse
Seraph: No reason at all.
[15:33:02] <Seraph> seraph's hubby: there is a reason for this sudden desire to have a mount
Seraph: maybe I just miss you really bad, dear.
[15:33:07] <kanalah> Seraph: you shoulda said because you want to go to college
[15:33:14] <Seraph> THIS IS YOUR FAULT PEDS.
[15:33:24] <Seraph> lol kana

And now my work is complete. Who shall be my next victim?

[Pedersen]

[13:51:04] <lupo_pazzesco> aahhh, there it is
[13:51:07] <lupo_pazzesco> your request is SLOW
[13:51:26] <RayvenQ> It's just so fast it has time dilation effects
[13:52:20] <lupo_pazzesco> uh huh
[13:52:21] <lupo_pazzesco> so...
[13:52:30] <lupo_pazzesco> you're saying friendship with you is a black hole...?

Ouchie. That burned enough that I need some aloe for having copy/pasted it