Classic movie lines...

[Nurian]

"Can we go back to the part where Jayne gets beat up by a 90 lb. girl? Because, I just can't get over that."

[McGoddess09]

"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!"

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

"How did you get here?"
"Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday."

[CaroPhoenix]

"You have been a very, very, very naughty little girl."

"I like-a you.
Cinderelly like-a you too."

[Bandit]

"It's 106 miles to Chicago.We got a full tank of gas.1/2 pack of cigarettes.It's dark.And we're wearing sunglasses"

"That's the fact! Jack!"

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[XCashier]

Few movies are as quotable as Ghostbusters.

Except The Princess Bride. That, IMHO, is THE most quotable movie of all time.

"Have fun storming the castle!"
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Mawwiage!"

Quotes from This Is Spinal Tap:

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
"These go to eleven."
"I think the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!"

[Becks]

Clerks.

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[RecoveringKinkoid]

From Snatch

You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?


Blagged? Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the fucking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.


From The Long Kiss Goodnight

What I'm saying is, back when we first met, you were all like "Oh phooey, I burned the darn muffins." Now, you go into a bar, ten minutes later, sailors come runnin' out. What up with that?



Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his asshole for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?



Charlie: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Mitch Henessey: I hope not, 'cause I'm thinking how much my balls hurt.


From O Brother, Where Art Thou?


Friend? Some of your foldin' money is come unstowed.



I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I think she's startin' to turn.



Ulysses Everett McGill: You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed!

Delmar O'Donnell: I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him! Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason, Delmar. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.

Delmar O'Donnell: Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate!

[BethB]

" ...we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we in fact pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no?"
"Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today...
... to nail yer gizzard to the mast, yer poxy cur!"
"Nobody move! Dropped me brain."
"You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs. "
"Because , unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent."
"Uh, no. Sorry, but a toll is a toll, and a roll is a roll, and if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls. I made that up."

More to follow...

[SteverinoNY]

Movie Quotes

Gone in 60 Seconds

Mirror Man: [to Sphinx] Damn it's cold up here, they keep these Ferrari's refrigerated? And you know black people don't like cold weather, we're tropical people. Man, when this is over I'm gonna smoke a joint, watch two hours of Roots and I'm gonna KICK YOUR ASS!

Transformers: The Movie (1986)

Hot Rod: We can't hold out forever Kup, but we *can* give them one *humongous* repair bill.

Megatron: [surprised] Prime.
Optimus Prime: One shall stand, one shall fall.
Megatron: Why throw away your life so recklessly?
Optimus Prime: That's a question you should ask YOURSELF, Megatron.

The Waterboy

Mama Boucher: No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball.

Happy Gilmore

Happy Gilmore: [to Bob Barker] The price is wrong, bitch.

Happy Gilmore: [to the clown hole at the mini-golf course after it spits out his ball] You're gonna die, clown!
[breaks its nose off with his golf club]

Virginia: [Happy has just been hit by a car] Happy! Happy are you okay?
Happy Gilmore: [groaning] Volkswagen!
Donald: [out of the window, driving the car] Jackass!

Independence Day

Capt. Jimmy Wilder: Let's kick the tires and light the fires, big daddy!

Caddyshack

Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!

Al Czervik: [drops his bow anchor on Judge Smails' sailboat, sinking it] Hey, you scratched my anchor!

[purplecat41877]

"Why are you not in school?"

"When I say so, you go to school. Do you think I joke? You have to study."

[wagegoth]

"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No."
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"



Real Genius, Grosse Pointe Blank and The 13th Warrior are my faves for quotes.

[Jester]

One I quote way too often: "Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Would it help if I got out and pushed?"

"Say hello to my little friend!"

"They can take our lives. But they'll never take....OUR FREEDOM!"

"We did our best."
"Your best isn't good enough!"

"I'd like to play a game....."

"You don't get to tell me what to do...ever again."

"Uh, whose car is that out front?"
"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I RULE!"

"Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one - the day you die."

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate."

"Just a wahffer theen meent...."

"Yippie-ki-ay, motherfucker!"

"Look how big this is. You want me to stick this into my heart? Are you fucking nuts?"


"I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil, man!" (Yes, that's from an actual movie. A blockbuster movie, actually. One many of you have no doubt seen, and have even quoted, though perhaps not this particular part. Mondo bonus points to whoever names this movie.....)

"Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...

The scary thing is, I HAVE seen that. No, really. I have.

From The Long Kiss Goodnight

One of my all-time favorite movies, and you missed one of the greatest lines ever from it.....

Thug: "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
Charlie: "No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped."

Plus some other classics from the same awesome movie....

"Die screaming, motherfucker!" One I have always wanted to use, but just haven't been in the right situation yet......

"Suck my dick, every one of you bastards." I'm sorry, but when that comes out of the mouth of a CHICK, it's a memorable line!

"I'm hurt real bad. I think I'm dying."
"Continue dying. Out. "

"I got myself outta Beirut once, I think I can get outta New Jersey."
"Yeah? Well, don't be so sure. Others have tried and failed. The entire population, in fact."

"Yes, I'm a Mormon. That's why I just smoked a pack of Newports and drank three vodka tonics."

"I let you touch me, cowboy. I think I need a bath."


Edited to Add a classic, especially for those of us that live in the tropics.....

"So that's it? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow? You spent three days on the beach drinking rum?"
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love!"

[Jack T. Chance]

Here's a few of my faves, just for starters:

• "This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
  --Arthur Dent, from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by the Late, Great Douglas Adams
• "Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
  --Bruce Banner, from The Incredible Hulk
• "I am NOT the man with whom to fuck!"
  --Frank Elgyn (Michael Wincott), from Alien Resurrection

I especially like that last one! I saw the movie one time, in the theater, over 10 years ago, and I STILL remember that line!

Sadly, in my case, the ladies have interpreted that line in entirely the wrong way.

And come March 6th, I suspect this will be a favorite of many movie-goers... it's already been a favorite of well-read comic book fanboys for over 20 years...

Rorschach's Journal. October 12th, 1985:

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "save us!"...

...and I'll look down and whisper "no."

From Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. That's the complete, uncensored version, not the edited version that was put into the trailers. And yes, the movie DOES open with that narration, just as the book does.

[Shpepper]

@Jester ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Jerry Maguire... It just had to be.

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Oft Misquoted but still a Classic

Play it, Sam. Play "As Time Goes By."

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Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.


"The average Rooskie, son, don't take a dump without a plan." Wait a minute. We don't have to figure out how to get the crew off the sub. He's already done that, he would have had to. All we gotta do is figure out what he's gonna do. So how's he gonna get the crew of the sub. They have to want to get off. How do you get a crew to want to get off a submarine? How do you get a crew to want to get off a nuclear sub...

[RetailWorkhorse]

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!