Classic movie lines...

[Nyoibo]

Walk on road, hm? Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk middle, sooner or later 'squich' get squish just like grape. Here, karate, same thing. Either you karate do "yes" or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so," 'squich' just like grape. Understand?


And I know these aren't from a movie but...

You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killin'?
Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry and I'm armed...

[Shpepper]

I love squish like grape
I uesd that to warn my kids about playing in the street.

[draggar]

I can't kill all the golfers - they'll put me away!

[Eireann]

"You lose, Buckwheat! Get yourself another girl!"

[Lace Neil Singer]

More Spaceballs, cuz I can quote this movie all day. XD

Bearded Lady: "I'm the Bearded Lady. Who are you, one of the freaks?"
[Bearded Lady chest bumps Dark Helmet, gets in his escape rod and closes the door]
Dark Helmet: "Get out of my escape pod you bearded bitch!"

1-2-3-4-5? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard of in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

We're not just doing it for money... We're doing it for a shitload of money!

Oh yeah, and the timeless classic:

Dark Helmet: Fire a warning shot across her nose.
[Warning shot almost hits Vespa's Benz]
Dark Helmet: Careful, you idiot, I said across her nose, not up it.
Crosseyed Gunner: Sorry, sir, I'm doing my best.
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Crosseyed Major: I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an asshole too, sir. Gunner's mate, First Class, Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes have we got on this ship, anyhow?
[The entire bridge crew, except for one person, stands up and raises a hand.]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes! [Closes helmet] Keep firing, assholes!

[Jester]

@Jester ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Jerry Maguire... It just had to be.

Hell yes! Shpepper claims the points.....boom goes the dynamite!

[Sheldonrs]

"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!"

[draggar]

Not a movie but:

"What are you doing in a car park?"
"Parking cars. What else does one do in a car park?"

[AdminAssistant]

"Son Number One....this tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead"

"But I'm gonna tell you like the Lord told John, if he does it again, I can make damn sure he don't do it in Texas"

"You know I can't let you go, without tapping that ass...One....More....TIME!!!!"

And, a truly underrated film:
"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

"Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory. "

"What's in Mexico?" "Mexicans"

"Rule number one: No noise, no questions. You make a noise...Mr. 44 makes a noise. You ask a question, Mr. 44 answers it"

May not be George Clooney's best performance, but it's one of my favorites.

Two guesses as to who my favorite screenwriter is.

[Caveat Emptor]

From O Brother, Where Art Thou?


Friend? Some of your foldin' money is come unstowed.



I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. I think she's startin' to turn.



Ulysses Everett McGill: You can't display a toad in a fine restaurant like this! Why, the good folks here would go right off the feed!

Delmar O'Donnell: I just don't think it's right keeping him under wraps like we's ashamed of him.

Ulysses Everett McGill: Well, if it is Pete, I am ashamed of him! Way I see it, he got what he deserved, fornicating with some whore of Babylon. These things don't happen for no reason, Delmar. It's obviously some kinda judgment on his character.

Delmar O'Donnell: Well, the two of us was fixin' to fornicate!

WE-THOUGHT-YOU-WAS-A-TOAADD!

We're in a tight spot!

I'm the Pater Familias!!

[Caveat Emptor]

Nude women! Nude women
Clowns Welcome! Clowns welcome!


Is that our plane?
No, if it were our plane, it would be crashing.

There must be alot of competition for that corner.
It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything.
what does that mean anyway? Flores por el muerte?
I sure couldn't tell ya'.
Aw, you know Grimm, it means flowers for the dead.
[shoots her an angry glare]
Oh! We're all gonna die! We're a-a-a-ll gonna d-i-i-e!

Wheddehettu?
To the God-damned AIRPORT!
Whatta got? Shit in your ears?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Detroit Rock City. Even tho I'm probably the only person here who's watched it. XD

Jam: It's a teenage girl walking along the side of the highway. I mean, they, they, they make scary movies that start out like that.
Trip: Hey, but, but they make porno movies that start out like that too, man.

I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth! LORD HAVE MERCY!

Only a bunch of Guidos and Stellas would ride your ass on a two lane highway and honk.

[Trip is kicking the walls of the washroom]
Lex: Take it easy man. This is the girls' craproom, remember?
Trip: Aw, wake up Lex! We just watched Jam's mom torch our fucking KISS tickets man! Not REO Speedwagon, not Journey, not The Bay City Rollers. KISS, man! If you can think of a better reason to trash a girl's bathroom I'd sure like to hear it.

Mrs. Bruce: You know what Kiss stands for, don't you?
[hushed voice]
Mrs. Bruce: 'Knights In Satan's Service!'

[BethB]

"Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball!!"

"My...precioussss."

"Hang on to your butts."

"You fail me yet again, Starscream..."

These are from Teen Titans-the best cartoon on the planet:
Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.

Starfire: Who will shout the 'Boo-yah' when we are victorious?

[XCashier]

Detroit Rock City. Even tho I'm probably the only person here who's watched it. XD

Nope, I've seen it too.

[dendawg]

One more from Ghostbusters:

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"

Airplane:

"It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem." (Puts glass to forehead instead of mouth.)