Random Thoughts

[MoonCat]

Know what's not a lot of fun?

Wiping up spilled windshield washer. From the stairs (sigh).

[cashierbex]

Ah the Dark Side is always the best place to be.

I finally have off from work. Fucking fuck. 8 days in a row of SC's and lack of sleep. I can go shopping tomorrow. Yay.

[Food Lady]

Should I make an iced mocha or a chocolate peanut butter shake?

[Mytical]

Chocolate peanutbutter shake!

[AnaKhouri]

Today at the children's museum we saw two girls, identical twins, who appeared to have alopecia (where they don't grow hair anywhere on their bodies).

Khan: "Look mommy, two Lex Luthers!"

Me: >crawls under water table<

Luckily I don't think they heard.

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My mom said I should enter the Family Circle Fiction Contest. I thought, hell, for $750 I could potentially churn out some feel-good stuff.

I just had a great idea for a contest story, exactly the sort they like, and now I don't know if I should write it, because what if some sweet old lady saw my story in the magazine, read it, liked it, looked me up online, and saw what I REALLY write?

I don't want to be responsible for an old lady having a heart attack.

[Misanthropical]

-My big guy has told us that he is looking for a job in Ohio so he can be with his girl (who lives in Ohio) when he graduates college. We told him if he leaves he can always come back if he needs to do so.

-My big guy is big on conspiracy theories and will go on for hours if you let him.

-My daughter went on a camping trip with a bunch of her friends. She left yesterday and won't be back till tomorrow. I didn't sleep well last night because I worried about her even though I know she is okay.

-My children tell me I worry too much. I told them it is in the mom contract that I was given when I found out I was pregnant with them.

-Mr. Mis was annoying me yesterday because he woke me up after I was asleep for 9 hours. He means well, since one of the things that happened when I had a mini stroke was sleeping a lot. Still, I was tired and grumpy from being woken up.

-Yes, my little guy and I call each other "dude" I know it's weird but that is just how we roll.

[MoonCat]

My mom said I should enter the Family Circle Fiction Contest. I thought, hell, for $750 I could potentially churn out some feel-good stuff.

I just had a great idea for a contest story, exactly the sort they like, and now I don't know if I should write it, because what if some sweet old lady saw my story in the magazine, read it, liked it, looked me up online, and saw what I REALLY write?

I don't want to be responsible for an old lady having a heart attack.

Use another name?

[CloserToSane]

Sweat, most likely. I always sweat a lot there.

My son wanted a light saber. I gave him a choice and explained them ("This is Yoda's, this is Obi-Wan's, this is Luke's."). He wanted, no, he DEMANDED Darth Vader's.

Mommy's little Sith lord.

You son is adorable. I think he has good taste - but then again I'm 23 and wear a lego star wars watch with Darth Vader on it.

[Lady Legira]

Steam summer sale >.< So many good games at amazing prices. I ain't going to have any money left at the end of the week.

[Cazzi]

Steam summer sale >.< So many good games at amazing prices. I ain't going to have any money left at the end of the week.

Sooo tempting!

Someone hide my purse! (wallet)

ETA. Dammit, wasn't quick enough!

[cashierbex]

Watching the first few Pokemon movies. Ah memories.

[Lady Legira]

Sooo tempting!

Someone hide my purse! (wallet)

ETA. Dammit, wasn't quick enough!

Yeah. Skyrim at less then £20 hell yeah, Anno 2070 for about the same, other bargains I've. Picked up include portal 2 for less then £4 and a couple of interesting titles for less then £2.

[cashierbex]

Yay. My best friend is coming down this week. Makes me excited. I miss her.

[Andara Bledin]

I just had a great idea for a contest story, exactly the sort they like, and now I don't know if I should write it, because what if some sweet old lady saw my story in the magazine, read it, liked it, looked me up online, and saw what I REALLY write?

I don't want to be responsible for an old lady having a heart attack.

Yes, you absolutely should write it.

And if you don't want to give any little old ladies heart attacks, use a pen name.

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[DGoddessChardonnay]

Why is that police officer driving past my house awfully slow? I haven't killed anyone today . . . yet.