Random Thoughts

[dalesys]

... always one daughter/cousin/niece ...

Vampiric vortex pulling it out of the rest of the clan?

[Kit-Ginevra]

How come every TV or comic hillbilly family has most of its members look like they've just crawled out of the Primordial Soup with maybe six teeth between the lot of them and more shrivelled bits than you'd care to inflict upon your eyes... and yet there's always one daughter/cousin/niece who could have walked onto the cover of Playboy Swimwear with perfect teeth and beautiful skin??

[AnaKhouri]

Headline:.Ewan Macgregor has grown his Obi-wan Kenobi beard again

Me: Geez slow news day? Like there's nothing else more important going on?

Me, inside: Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

[El Pollo Guerrera]

In "M*A*S*H", who is the guy who makes the PA announcements? The PA is in Radar/Klinger's office, and there are times when it's Radar or Klinger that make announcements, but the 'incoming wounded' is for the most part someone else we never see.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Hey! *pedant waves frantically* If you're going to quote me,get it right. Unless you're planning on improving my life by adding yourself to it





*if this is some sort of proposal,I still have to do some serious vetting of suitability.Tough standards to meet such as- female?breathing?healthy in mind and body?*

[dalesys]

... some revolutionary way to better our life...

OK. 13 seconds in the clothes dryer, Tumble Fluff cycle.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Ahem... 'Nitpicky Minute'... It took me 47 seconds to read. I have been overcharged 13 seconds which I could have used in some revolutionary way to better my life. I demand them back now or I'll be seeing your manager!!

[AnaKhouri]

I see all these memes about people wanting to sleep for years & then climb into trees to scream like the cicadas.

I know I'm a terrible pedant but cicadas don't scream. None of the sounds they make are vocal.

This has been Nitpicky Minute with Patricia.

[mjr]

Tween just smiled & played a Skip card.

His own grandmother. Absolutely merciless.

I'm so proud.

Made me think of this:

[AnaKhouri]

We had a heated game of Exploding Kittens. It was down to Grandma & Tween. Grandma got the Catomic Bomb card, which lets her move all Exploding Kittens to the top. Tween just smiled & played a Skip card.

His own grandmother. Absolutely merciless.

I'm so proud.

[Kit-Ginevra]

Mother has forwarded on a Christmas card that got forgotten about. So Kuari Kaydrith's has now made it-personally I feel the customs quarantined it to remove excess glitter

[AnaKhouri]

These little bastards bite down to anchor themselves in your skin then repeatedly sting you. The pain fades relatively quickly but them the swelling and itching sets in, and that can last more than a week.

[Nunavut Pants]

I may have some faint inking of what that feels like... It turns out I seem to be allergic (sensitive?) to certain spermicides used on some brands of contraceptives.

Nothing kills the mood like burning pain....

[Kit-Ginevra]

Can we safely say that anything containing fire and female bodily bits is not a happy combination?



I imagine she felt something like.....

[Ironclad Alibi]

Yes, but people in other parts of the country don't have them, and don't understand what sorts of pests they are.

For their sake, I hope it stays that way.