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  • #5041
    A ponderance: we've probably all said "not my circus, not my monkeys" at some point. And unfortunately sometimes it is both your circus and your monkeys.

    If that situation were only half true, which would be worse?
    - It is your circus, still not your monkeys
    - Not your circus, but it is your monkeys

    (The definition of 'worse' is left as an exercise for the reader.)
    Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
    They want us to read minds, I want read/write.

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    • #5042
      Quoth Ceir View Post
      If that situation were only half true, which would be worse?
      - It is your circus, still not your monkeys
      - Not your circus, but it is your monkeys
      The latter. Because my monkeys mean I'm probably liable for whatever those monkeys are doing. I'm open to all kinds of legal problems, and those get expensive.
      PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

      There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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      • #5043
        If there's a hell, the person who brought the German Yellow Jacket to America had better be there getting skinned alive daily.

        /just got my yearly sting from one of those fuckers. In the ring finger. Owie.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5044
          Current "I am a caveman" twitch: cripes, is everything USB powered now? Halloween deco? USB adapter. Plant light? USB adapter. Electric flipping toothbrush? USB adapter. Can't it just plug into the wall?
          Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
          They want us to read minds, I want read/write.

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          • #5045
            $deity grant me the resolve to recycle these shipping boxes this season, instead of saving them for a "next time" that will never actually come.
            Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
            They want us to read minds, I want read/write.

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            • #5046
              Necco Wafers are, like, objectively the worst candy to me. I'd never buy it myself, it was sent to me in a gift box. And yet I've idly eaten an entire tube of the stupid flat rocks just sitting here.
              Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
              They want us to read minds, I want read/write.

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              • #5047
                Quoth Ceir View Post
                Necco Wafers are, like, objectively the worst candy to me. I'd never buy it myself, it was sent to me in a gift box. And yet I've idly eaten an entire tube of the stupid flat rocks just sitting here.
                I like Necco Wafers. I've been giving then out as Halloween candy the last few years. The kids seem to like them.
                "I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."

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                • #5048
                  I read this as Necro-Wafers: the candy that when you eat it, keeps coming back to life again
                  The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.

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                  • #5049
                    I ever get a custom t-shirt done, I know one joke I wanna do. Generic Chinese restaurant style artwork, captioned "Lee Ho Fook's, Soho London". See who gets it. Awooooo...
                    Cheap, fast, good. Pick two.
                    They want us to read minds, I want read/write.

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                    • #5050
                      Do they have beef chowmein?
                      “There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged.
                      One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world.
                      The other, of course, involves orcs." -- John Rogers

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                      • #5051
                        Yeah yeah I know, global warming is bad and climate change is slowly killing the planet on which we all live.

                        But it's February in Wisconsin, and I'm outside standing on the grass barefoot. I will never complain about that.
                        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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