Ask the Kiwi Guy!

[BroSCFischer]

Can 1 + 1 = 10?

SC

[dalesys]

Can 1 + 1 = 10?

SC

With nary a bi it can.

[Kagato]

*clonks dalesys over the head and locks them in the closet* Naughty naughty. I'm the one answering questions here.

Can 1 + 1 = 10?

Not in our reality no, but it actually does in approximately 47 other alternate timelines. Strange huh? (Note: Yes I know it technically does in Base2, but I'm going for humor here.)

[AnaKhouri]

Every movie I have recently seen that features Mickey Roarke casts him as a weird, crazy, kind of gross guy. Is it because he is not acting and that is just who he is?

[ApolloSZ]

*favourites this thread*

I'm the one Squeaks was referring to. Also an NZ'er. And your sense of humour... appeals to me.... XD
Dynamite to launch a 'roo... heeeheeeheee......

[dalesys]

Is that enzed gone?

Nope! Lupo, he's got your skillet all fishy.

[BeenThereDoneThat]

Why, exactly, are there so many people who think Justin Bieber is the coolest person EVAR??

[Squeaksmyalias]

I'm the one Squeaks was referring to. Also an NZ'er. And your sense of humour... appeals to me.... XD

*puts on romantic music then runs away* Heheheheheheheheheh It's wuv!

[Kagato]

Every movie I have recently seen that features Mickey Roarke casts him as a weird, crazy, kind of gross guy. Is it because he is not acting and that is just who he is?

That's just everyday typecasting at work, though I think it is working for the better in this case - would you rather see him in a bedroom scene? I think not. There is not enough brain bleach in the planet to unsee that kind of image. Excuse me while I now go kill myself so I can rid myself of that vision.

Why, exactly, are there so many people who think Justin Bieber is the coolest person EVAR??

That's actually a good question. The reason is actually because his agent somehow managed to get a hold of one of the neuralyzer devices used by the Men in Black to reprogram the minds of people and is slowly working their way through the worlds population and brainwashing them. If you happen to see this person - KILL THEM WITH FIRE. Justin Bieber is a plague upon humanity and we need to stop the brainwashing before it is too late.

(Disclaimer: As can be expected, all responses are purely for satirical purposes, anyone who takes these 'answers' seriously (with the exception of my recent JB answer maybe...) should consider checking themselves into a mental institution. Then again maybe I should as well for coming up with such strange answers. =p)

[fireheart]

Is the haka the All Blacks do the official war dance of your people?

[BroSCFischer]

If pie is in the sky, where is cake?

SC

[Kagato]

Is the haka the All Blacks do the official war dance of your people?

Nah, just a bunch of guys throwing a tantrum that they had to go 24 hours without getting laid.

If pie is in the sky, where is cake?

*GLaDOS imitation* Cake will be served after you have assumed the party escort submission position. In accordance with testing protocols I will stop enhancing the truth in 3... 2... *static*

[dalesys]

Please sir, may we have some moa?

[/Oliver]

[Kagato]

Please sir, may we have some moa?

Sure, you can have some moa, just as soon as I find a willing scientist to clone one for me ala jurassic park (Note: The Moa is actually a VERY large, flightless bird that was found in New Zealand ironically, thought to have gone extinct some time in the 1400s)

[Greenday]

Which bars would you suggest for me to go to when I come visit this summer? Preferably bars that will be crazy awesome.