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Which bars would you suggest for me to go to when I come visit this summer? Preferably bars that will be crazy awesome.
My apologies, but I am not much of a bar-hopper. I am generally far too busy flirting with beautiful women and planning my inevitable world dominance. (Mental note: Must find and kill evil kiwi overlords that are stealing my market share)
Is there an Occupy Auckland movement?
Yes, and if you ask me, the rest of the "occupy" movements around the globe need to follow their example. Machine guns! Dynamite! Imported drop bears fresh from australia! THAT is the kind of stuff needed to make your voice heard!
(Disclaimer: As always, all responses are purely for satirical purposes, anyone who takes these 'answers' seriously should consider checking themselves into a mental institution. Then again maybe I should as well for coming up with such strange answers. =p)
Yes, and if you ask me, the rest of the "occupy" movements around the globe need to follow their example. Machine guns! Dynamite! Imported drop bears fresh from australia! THAT is the kind of stuff needed to make your voice heard!
Slightly but my boyfriend saw a sign out in the park near his work the other day from the Occupy Adelaide movement which simply said:
My apologies, but I am not much of a bar-hopper. I am generally far too busy flirting with beautiful women and planning my inevitable world dominance. (Mental note: Must find and kill evil kiwi overlords that are stealing my market share)
Ah. Where are the beautiful women who love flirting located then?
"I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House
...would you rather see him in a bedroom scene? I think not. There is not enough brain bleach in the planet to unsee that kind of image. Excuse me while I now go kill myself so I can rid myself of that vision.
Back in the 1980's, Mickey Rourke was in a lot of bedroom scenes! He did really graphic scenes in several movies like Angel Heart and 9 1/2 Weeks.
Clearly Kagato has also forgotten about the movie "Wild Orchid." Yes, it featured Rourke in bedroom scenes, but it was forgivable for two reasons. The minor reason is that he was much younger and less-scary looking. The far more important major reason is because those very same bedroom scenes (which weren't always in bedrooms), also featured the absolutely luscious Carre Otis.
Clearly Kagato has also forgotten about the movie "Wild Orchid." Yes, it featured Rourke in bedroom scenes, but it was forgivable for two reasons. The minor reason is that he was much younger and less-scary looking. The far more important major reason is because those very same bedroom scenes (which weren't always in bedrooms), also featured the absolutely luscious Carre Otis.
Off-Theme: Actually I didn't forget, I'm quite aware of past roles of his, but this is purely for satirical purposes, so I will generally twist anything I can to a humorous end.
Ah, so it's a dance to summon the gods of horniness?
Something like that. Tends to be a lot cheaper than using viagra /rimshot
Ah. Where are the beautiful women who love flirting located then?
I'll be happy to tell you, it will simply cost you 13 installments of $99.95
Violets are blue,
Roses are red,
I bequeath to thee...
A boot to the head >_>
I'll be happy to tell you, it will simply cost you 13 installments of $99.95
Remember, you're not allowed to lift the flag or the bag until your payment clears.
(Dodges Skillet of Doom™)
(Runs into Temple Gong of Destiny™)
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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