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  • #46
    Which of these is the most evil day, Halloween or Black Friday?

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    "...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I

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    • #47
      Hot snow falls up?
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #48
        out of boredom
        why is the sky blue? why not purple, with green rain and white grass.. or something like that

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        • #49
          Why can't I concentrate on anyth...oh look, a butterfly...
          "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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          • #50
            Which of these is the most evil day, Halloween or Black Friday?
            The United States Presidential Elections.

            Hot snow falls up?
            No, you just have your head on upside down. Silly Person.

            Why is the sky blue? why not purple, with green rain and white grass.. or something like that
            Because the big guy upstairs had no purple paint left after creating that abomination Barney, green rain would look too much like someone threw gumby into a blender then released the liquified remains via airplane, along with white grass making it too easy for KKK members to hide from rampant mobs.

            Why can't I concentrate on anyth...oh look, a butterfly...
            Because you touch yourself at night.
            Last edited by Kagato; 11-26-2011, 08:03 AM.
            Violets are blue,
            Roses are red,
            I bequeath to thee...
            A boot to the head >_>

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            • #51
              Have made a couple of changes to the way I'm going to run this thread:

              Have increased the number of questions one is welcome to ask in a single post from one to three since there is so many questions out there that have not been asked yet.

              Secondly to balance this out I'm going to introduce a priority system - If you are someone that asks questions on a regular basis and someone else comes along and asks questions for the first or second time, that persons questions will be answered first.

              EDIT: Also, I'd like people to PRIVATE MESSAGE me some questions for a special one I'm going to do some time in the next month or so, I'll pick out the best ones out of the questions I receive.
              Last edited by Kagato; 11-26-2011, 09:16 PM.
              Violets are blue,
              Roses are red,
              I bequeath to thee...
              A boot to the head >_>

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              • #52
                Quoth Kagato View Post

                Because the big guy upstairs had no purple paint left after creating that abomination Barney, green rain would look too much like someone threw gumby into a blender then released the liquified remains via airplane, along with white grass making it too easy for KKK members to hide from rampant mobs.
                i never knew. you're so smart!

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                • #53
                  Quoth Kagato View Post
                  ...someone else comes along and asks questions for the first or second time, that person's questions will be answered first...
                  So, Newfies first.

                  What's Kiwi for Newfie?
                  I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                  Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                  Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                  • #54
                    What's Kiwi for Newfie?
                    FRESH MEAT! Sharpen up the cleavers!
                    Violets are blue,
                    Roses are red,
                    I bequeath to thee...
                    A boot to the head >_>

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                    • #55
                      So what's Kiwi for Aussie then?
                      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                      • #56
                        Quoth fireheart View Post
                        So what's Kiwi for Aussie then?
                        Steve Irwin. *nods sagely*
                        Violets are blue,
                        Roses are red,
                        I bequeath to thee...
                        A boot to the head >_>

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                        • #57
                          Quoth Kagato View Post
                          Because you touch yourself at night.
                          That's IT...I'm never letting my husband keep the blinds open after dark again!!
                          "I was only LOOKING, I didn't mean to enter my card's CVV and actually ORDER! REFUND ME RIGHT NOW!!"

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                          • #58
                            How much wood would a kiwi chuck if a kiwi could chuck wood? And had a chainsaw?

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                            • #59
                              Quoth Scorpodael View Post
                              How much wood would a kiwi chuck if a kiwi could chuck wood? And had a chainsaw?
                              Then he wouldn't be a lumberjack!


                              And my question:

                              Are all Kiwis Lumberjacks and are they OK?
                              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                              • #60
                                How much wood would a kiwi chuck if a kiwi could chuck wood? And had a chainsaw?
                                What do you mean? An african or european kiwi? /montypythonreference

                                Are all Kiwis Lumberjacks and are they OK?
                                Nah, just the ones that couldn't get jobs in the forests of british columbia >_>
                                Violets are blue,
                                Roses are red,
                                I bequeath to thee...
                                A boot to the head >_>

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