Silly Kid stories

[FuzzyKitten99]

I had to post a video since describing this whole thing isn't as funny as watching it. These are my two boys. Nathan is 8 and Ben is 5.

Ben is the one yelling at Nathan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhiwoOfRWsQ

[Redbeard]

"You better run away!"
Priceless!

[AnaKhouri]

Background: We went to Mom's for her birthday. We had cake and ice cream. We brought cake back to eat at home the next day. I gave Khan his piece.

Khan: Want ice cream with my cake.

Me: We don't have ice cream.

Khan: Grandma Jane has ice cream.

Me: She does at her house, but we don't have any here.

Khan: Want to go to Grandma Jane's house.

[Mishi]

Bubbles: "Oh yes, I do like to eat grass."
Me: "Lettuce darling"
Bubbles: "Nuh-uh, is grass. Om nom nom!"

(Rugz used to call spinach 'grass' when he was little, and is known for asking "Can I please sleep over at your place tonight Nanny? But, we're not eating grass again, are we?")

Jazzy is currently singing "Old MacDonald had a toilet" at the top of her lungs and bellylaughing about all of the poo.

[fireheart]

Jazzy is currently singing "Old MacDonald had a toilet" at the top of her lungs and bellylaughing about all of the poo.

How does that go again?

[Mishi]

She sung a verse about the toilet (going flush! flush!) then moved onto the animals. Apparently, they have the abilities usually demonstrated by SC's in a public restroom. Both girls have now moved onto a 'Trololol' mashup. It's mixed with The Smurfs theme, The Simpsons theme and a bit of Alestorm's "You Are A Pirate".

[fireheart]

She sung a verse about the toilet (going flush! flush!) then moved onto the animals. Apparently, they have the abilities usually demonstrated by SC's in a public restroom. Both girls have now moved onto a 'Trololol' mashup. It's mixed with The Smurfs theme, The Simpsons theme and a bit of Alestorm's "You Are A Pirate".

La la la la la Smurf along with me
Trolol lol lol lol lol, You are a pirate?

[evilfarmer]

Way back when my oldest sister P was little my mom left her with my granddad Poppo and when she came home he was laughing his head off and almost couldnt tell mom what happened.

After she left P had a banana and poppo asked for a bite so being a good girl offers him some. He took a big bite and completely dead paned P said "Son of a Bitch he ate the whole thing"

[fireheart]

A friend of mine's 3yo girl said that one of her pets was having Miffy for dinner (as in the bunny-it was Easter Sunday today). I didn't know whether to or

[AnaKhouri]

I hate Miffy. I used to daydream about an army of mouthless cloned rabbits coming to kill us all. >shudder< (Yet I love Hello Kitty, weird, huh?).

I bought a new metal CD and was listening to it in the car. Part of the song was done in a death growl. As soon as the death growling started, Khan sat up in his seat and said wonderingly, "A giant is singing!"

[MnR]

I have one from my niece and one from me as a curious child.

When my niece was little, we'd sit her in a high chair at the table when all of us would play poker. None of us are angels when it comes to our mouths and frequently would string a few curses together when we'd lose. Well she wanted a few cards to play with too, so we gave her the two joker cards. As we all laid down our cards, she threw hers down onto the table and uttered her first word. "Shit!"

As for me, when I was a toddler I became very curious about what was on the inside of the wall. So.. I began to dig a hole in the wall next to my bed with a metal nail file my mom had dropped. I wasn't caught until the hole was softball sized and the wall was full of any toy I could fit behind it. When questioned about it, I sighed and said, "Well DAD, I wanted to know what was on the other side!" As far as I know, the toys are still in the wall. LOL

[Redbeard]

My niece Sissy has gotten her first big modeling gig, so instead of being paid goods or services, Little Sis is recieving a decent amount of money (which is being sent straight to the account for Sissy when she's old enough to understand money).
While on the way back from meeting with the agent, Little sis tells Sissy "don't forget to remember me when you're all big and famous, Sissy!"
Sissy's response "Oh, I've already forgetten you" and goes back playing her hand held with a the biggest shit eating grin you've ever seen on a 7 year old.

The snark is strong in this one.

[AnaKhouri]

Khan has been thrilled lately because with the new Avengers movie coming out, there is superhero merchandise EVERYWHERE. So I tried to show him the movie trailer on Youtube, saying, "Look! Here's the REAL Avengers!" (I'm kind of twisted).

He shook his head. "No, I want to watch the REAL superheroes on Superhero Squad!" (an animated series)

His concept of the universe seems backward from everyone else (animation = real, real people = not real). I can only conclude this is somehow my fault.

[fireheart]

Probably because there's no Doctor Doom in the Avengers movie.

aaaaaand next chance I get with my little cousins, I am going to geek them out as much as I can.

[AnaKhouri]

Oh, his allegiances change constantly. He dropped Doctor Doom for Thor, and has now kicked Thor to the curb for Iron Man and Beta Ray Bill.

Today:

Khan (2 years old): "Mommy, do you have a penis?"

Me: "No, only boys have penises. Girls don't have them."

>pause<

Khan: "That's okay Mommy, it's not your fault." >pats my arm comfortingly<

Me: