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Looking through my files, I found one that I forgot about. It's Customer based, so I will post it now.
(tune of I Can See Clearly Now (The Rain is Gone))
I am so weary, and I've just begun
There are so many obstacles in my way
Angry mobs all around to tear me down
It's gonna be a long (long), long (long) and tiring day
Don't think I can make it now, the lines are long
All of the mad people are in my lane
Where is the break that I've been praying for
It's gonna be a long (long), long (long) and tiring day
Look all around, there's nothin' but rude guys
Look straight ahead, nothin' but rude guys
I am so weary, now the day is done
Took care of all the obstacles in my way
Gone are the angry mobs that tear me down
But they'll all be back (back), back (back) the very next day
SC
"...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I
Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away (x4)
In the pub house, the seaside pub house
A drunk starts up a fight
In the pub house, the seaside pubhouse
The cops break up a fight
A-Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-We got it all on tape
Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away
A-Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-We gave the cops the tape
Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away
In the kitchen, the pub house kitchen
A drunk pulls down his fly
In the kitchen, the pub house kitchen
Two guys take him outside
A-Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-He peed in the wrong place
Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away
A-Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-He landed on his face
Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away
After hours, when the pub closes,
The staff get drunk instead
After hours, when the pub closes
The staff drink to forget
A-Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-We never will forget
Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away
A-Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-That's our biggest regret
Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away, Oh Go Away
SC
"...four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man governed with one..." W. Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing Act I, Sc I
Dude, I have no idea if I am one of the people you thought about parodying. But I have been known to do some parody song lyrics in here from time to time (i.e., constantly), and I have to admit, I would absolutely love to see what parody you would do for me.
If you want to great. If not, I won't be hurt. But keep this in mind, if you do decide to parody me: absolutely nothing is off limits. I can dish it, so I better be able to take it, right?
So, if you are so inclined to put me in your sights, in the words of Ms. Benatar, hit me with your best shot.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.
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